Mother, I told you a lie. –Hmm? –I didn't come home because of an anti-war demonstration. They kicked my ass out of that college. Bastards. They said I was a bad influence. –On the other students? –On the faculty. They said I was a sexual magnet. –I imagine it was some predatory, older woman. –Dr. Crenshaw is a man. –And you were alone with him. –Oh, not alone. There were eight of them. The entire Math Department, in fact. The Dean said-- Well, he said I instigated a homosexual orgy in the Faculty Lounge. They found me being spun around nude on the Lazy Susan.