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Dec

2017

Dehydrated and covered in tinsel

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Christmas in the Car (2013) (Season 4, Episode 8)

Aww, bye tree. You had a good life. –That's how I want to go out: dehydrated and covered in tinsel. –Sounds like a gay pride parade. –Mm-hmm.

John Roberts (Linda Belcher) | Eugene Mirman (Gene Belcher) | Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

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Nov

2014

Wet sucker

From: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

File Updated: 2018-10-19

Dec

2011

Our living room

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard. –Not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.

Johnny Galecki (Russell 'Rusty' Griswold) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

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Dec

2010

Supposed to be a Christmas tree

From: Absolutely Fabulous

Episode: Cold Turkey (2003) (Season 5, Episode 8)

It's supposed to be a Christmas tree, not The Blair Witch Project. Look at this.

Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon)

File Updated: 2017-11-06

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Dec

2010

Christmas tree without tinsel

From: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

What's a Christmas tree without tinsel and and pretty silver-and-gold decorations? Can't really call it a Christmas tree, now, can you? And think of all the fun and joy that would be lost on Christmas morning if all the young folks didn't get to see that sparkling, happy tree.

Burl Ives (Sam the Snowman)

File Updated: 2021-12-17

Dec

2010

Help me move the tree

From: Johnny Bravo

Episode: A Johnny Bravo Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Johnny! –What, mama? –Come help me move the tree! –Yes, mama!

Brenda Vaccaro (Bunny Bravo) | Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)

File Updated: 2018-12-19

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Dec

2008

Saturnalia

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (2008) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Saturnalia? –Gather 'round, kids. It's time for Sheldon's Beloved Christmas Special. –In the pre-Christian era, as the Winter Solstice approached and the plants died, pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes as an act of sympathetic magick intended to guard the life essences of the plants until spring. This custom was later appropriated by northern Europeans and eventually it becomes the so-called Christmas tree. –And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

Dec

2006

Dipsilucious vacation

From: Family Guy

Episode: A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 16)

Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree. –Lois, I told you, I'm on dipsilucious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2017-12-05

Nov

2005

Christmas creep

From: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

Holidays always depress me. –I know what you mean. I went down to buy a turkey tree and all they have are things for Christmas! –For Christmas? Already?!

Todd Barbee (Charlie Brown) | Hilary Momberger (Sally Brown)

File Updated: 2018-11-22

Dec

2004

What Christmas is all about

From: A Charlie Brown Christmas

I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn't've picked this little tree. Everything I do turns into a disaster. I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

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