#Suicide

May

2021

What if there is no God?

From: Love And Death

What if there is no God? What if we're just a bunch of absurd people who are running around with no rhyme or reason? –But if there is no God, well, then life has no meaning. Why go on living? Why not just commit suicide? –Well, let's not get hysterical. I could be wrong. I'd hate to blow my brains out and then read in the papers they found something.

Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko) | Diane Keaton (Sonja)

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#Philosophy

#Suicide

#Newspapers

#Existentialism

Nov

2019

Holiday blues

From: Cheers

Episode: Thanksgiving Orphans (1986) (Season 5, Episode 9)

You know, I'm glad to see that you're all fending off the holiday blues. This time of year is filled with arguments, suicides, murders. Yeah, I guess it's the seasonal happiness of others tends to throw a glaring light on the flaws in our own interpersonal relationships. But you see, of course, that's no problem for me: I'm alone. –Want to join us for some bird, Fraiser? –Could I?

Kelsey Grammer (Dr. Frasier Crane) | Rhea Perlman (Carla Tortelli)

Jan

2017

A doozy of a day

From: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

Oh, hidey-ho, officer. We've had a doozy of a day. There we were, minding our own business, just doing some chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

Alan Tudyk (Tucker)

Aug

2014

One true sentence

From: World's Greatest Dad

Ernest Hemingway once said all he wanted to do is write one true sentence. He also tried to scratch an itch in the back of his head with a shotgun.

Robin Williams (Lance)

#Literature

#Suicide

#Language

Jun

2013

She offed herself

From: Girls Will Be Girls

She had such a bright future, too. We were all so shocked when she offed herself. –Evie. –Oh, I'm sorry, passed-herself-away.

Jack Plotnick (Evie) | Clinton Leupp (aka Coco Peru) (Coco)

#Gay

#Bitchy

#Suicide

Mar

2011

Self-terminate

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

I cannot self-terminate.

Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

File Updated: 2017-07-19

Dec

2009

Suicide rates skyrocket this time of year

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (2008) (Season 2, Episode 11)

It's OK, you don't have to give me anything in return. –Of course I do. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.

Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

Jul

2009

Sylvia Plath and Ambien

From: Family Guy

Episode: Stew-Roids (2009) (Season 7, Episode 13)

(sigh) OK, look, Meg. I've been at this for 45 minutes. I don't know what else I can say. Here's a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien. I'm gonna look the other way, and whatever happens happens.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

Jan

2009

Can't be young forever

From: Phantom of the Paradise

If I can't be young forever, I'd rather end it all. Now.

Paul Williams (Swan)

File Updated: 2017-02-21

Nov

2008

Jump out a window

From: Auntie Mame

(telephone rings) Hello. –Now don't you worry, Mame. It can't possibly affect people like you and me who have a lot of of solid stuff like Bank of the United States. –Missy Dennis, stockbroker want to say hello before he jump out a window.

Yuki Shimoda (Ito) | Patric Knowles (Lindsay Woolsey)

File Updated: 2019-04-04

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