Jun 06 2011 I know a joke From: Up Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says 'I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead. Bob Peterson (Dug) #Squirrels#Death#Food
Sep 20 2010 A good and smart master From: Up My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master, and he made me this collar so that I may talk-- Squirrel! Bob Peterson (Dug) #Squirrels#Sex#Pets#Master
Aug 04 2003 Illegal to shoot squirrel From: Daria They're going to make it illegal to shoot squirrels?! Damn it! What kind of town is this?! Julian Rebolledo (Jake Morgendorffer) #Squirrels#Guns#Indignation#Illegal