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Jan

2022

We have clearance

From: Airplane!

We have clearance, Clarence. –Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (Roger Murdock) | Peter Graves (Captain Clarence Oveur)

#Flying

#Silly

#Navigation

Jun

2014

Captain, how soon can you land? –I can't tell. –You can tell me, I'm a doctor. –No, I mean I'm just not sure. –Well, can't you take a guess? –Well, not for another two hours. –You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack) | Peter Graves (Captain Clarence Oveur)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Jun

2014

Gotten to a hospital

From: Airplane!

You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. –A hospital? What is it? –It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Leslie Nielsen (Dr. Rumack) | Julie Hagerty (Elaine)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

Jun

2014

Nervous?

From: Airplane!

Nervous? –Yes. –First time? –No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Ann Nelson (Hanging Lady) | Robert Hays (Ted Striker)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

#Nervous

#Silly

Mar

2014

Hoping you'd do that

From: Archer

Oh, blow it out your ass. –(fart) –(giggling) I was hoping you'd do that.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Frustration

#Fart

#Silly

Aug

2011

I'm a veterinarian

From: Battle: Los Angeles

Maybe I can help. I'm a veterinarian.

Bridget Moynahan (Michele)

#Pets

#Medical

#Silly

Aug

2011

Ah, the doorbell

From: Murder By Death

(woman screams) Ah, the doorbell. Excuse me.

Alec Guinness (Bensonmum)

#Halloween

#Silly

#Doorbell

Jan

2011

The silliest-looking object

From: Go West

That's the silliest-looking object I've ever seen.

Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)

#Silly

Dec

2010

Silly, silly, silly!

From: Frosty The Snowman

Silly, silly, silly!

Billy De Wolfe (Professor Hinkle)

File Updated: 2021-11-29

#Silly

Nov

2010

Wasn't dead then

From: Police Squad!

Well, we're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would've come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)

#Death

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