I don't know, Orel. I don't think this is a good idea. You can't just break all Ten Commandments in one day. God's gonna hate you. –That's the point. What can be scarier than that? Then tomorrow I'll just repent and both him and Jesus will be back on my side again. –Wow! You're right! Christianity sure is convenient. –Why would God make it any other way?
Oh, no, sir! No, it wasn't quite like this. No, no. No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome. And as for rules? We didn't carry military manuals around with us. We were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us! I'll tell you what rule we applied, sir! We applied Rule 3-0-3. We caught them, and we shot them under Rule 3-0-3!