#Father's Day

Jan

2022

Why can't I have normal offspring?!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a)

Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh.

Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe)

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Jun

2021

The things dad would say

From: Young Frankenstein

I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?!

Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein)

Aug

2020

Son?!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: I Have No Son! (1994) (Season 2, Episode 1)

Son?! I have no son!

Charlie Adler (Ed Bighead)

Jun

2020

I always had you

From: Onward

I had someone who looked out for me; someone who pushed me to be more than than I ever thought I could be. I never had a dad... but I always had you.

Tom Holland (Ian Lightfoot)

Oct

2019

The luxury of not being pleasant

From: Moral Orel

Episode: The Blessed Union (2006) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Son, she's only pleasant because she's different. Remember that. When you're normal, like everyone else here in Moralton, you have the luxury of not being pleasant.

Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington)

Oct

2019

Oh, son

From: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus

Oh, son. Not this nonsense again.

Rodger Bumpass (Professor Membrane)

Nov

2018

Ain't right

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Pilot (1997) (Season 1, Episode 1)

That boy ain't right.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Aug

2018

Didn't have kids

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Valley of Darkness (2005) (Season 2, Episode 2)

Thank the gods I didn't have kids.

Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh)

Apr

2016

Dad's last words

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me? –Mm-hmm. "Careful, son. I don't think the safety's on." –Before that!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

Feb

2014

Oh, daddy

From: The Little Princess

Oh, daddy, I'm thinking of you. And I know that, wherever you are, you're thinking of me, too.

Shirley Temple (Sara Crewe)

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