May 28 2022 Never had kids From: Spider-Man: No Way Home This is why I never had kids. Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) #Children#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Mar 06 2022 For your own good From: Leghorn Swoggled Pay attention, son, this is for your own good. Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn) #Advice#Condescension#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Jan 23 2022 Why can't I have normal offspring?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a) Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh. Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe) #Parenting#Frustration#Father#Father's Day#Fruit#Metaphors
Jun 24 2021 The things dad would say From: Young Frankenstein I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?! Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein) #Father#Father's Day#Remembrance#Bathroom#Innuendo#Masturbation
Aug 22 2020 Son?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: I Have No Son! (1994) (Season 2, Episode 1) Son?! I have no son! Charlie Adler (Ed Bighead) #Parenting#Father#Father's Day#Disappointment
Jun 15 2020 I always had you From: Onward I had someone who looked out for me; someone who pushed me to be more than than I ever thought I could be. I never had a dad... but I always had you. Tom Holland (Ian Lightfoot) #Family#Father#Father's Day#Brother
Oct 16 2019 The luxury of not being pleasant From: Moral Orel Episode: The Blessed Union (2006) (Season 1, Episode 6) Son, she's only pleasant because she's different. Remember that. When you're normal, like everyone else here in Moralton, you have the luxury of not being pleasant. Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington) #Condescension#Unpleasant#Advice#Father#Father's Day
Oct 09 2019 Oh, son From: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus Oh, son. Not this nonsense again. Rodger Bumpass (Professor Membrane) #Disappointment#Father#Father's Day#Concern
Nov 09 2018 Ain't right From: King of the Hill Episode: Pilot (1997) (Season 1, Episode 1) That boy ain't right. Mike Judge (Hank Hill) #Disappointment#Family#Father#Father's Day#Concern#Frustration
Aug 23 2018 Didn't have kids From: Battlestar Galactica (2004) Episode: Valley of Darkness (2005) (Season 2, Episode 2) Thank the gods I didn't have kids. Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh) #Parenting#Father#Father's Day#Religion#Children#Gratitude