Jan 31 2018 Mr. Garden Gnome Maker From: Real American Heroes Episode: Radio Spot #8 Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Garden Gnome Maker. –♪ Mr. Garden Gnome Maker ♫ –Anyone can dress-up a yard with a shrub or some gladiolas, but it takes real guts to use a small, brightly-colored, ceramic man. –♪ You're the man ♫ –And what says "Welcome to our home" like a dwarf in the hedges? –♪ Standing tall ♫ –Many-a-night you've slaved over a hot ceramic-man-maker knowing somewhere there was a lonely pink flamingo, or a cement frog, who needed a buddy. –♪ Oh whoa ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Master Of Miniatures, because as all Americans know, a home isn't a home without a gnome. –♪ Take me home ♫ Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial) #Commercials#Alcohol#Heroes#Home#Dwarves#Gnomes#Gardening
Nov 02 2013 Stubbornness of Dwarves From: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Save me from the stubbornness of Dwarves. Your pride will be your downfall. Ian McKellen (Gandalf) #Pride#Dwarves#Stubbornness
May 20 2010 Code Nimoy From: Monsters vs Aliens Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one. Code Nimoy. I repeat, Code Nimoy! Kent Osborne (Technician Jerry) #UFOs#Military#Parody#Dwarves#Television
Dec 09 2008 Santa Claus' reindeer From: Desk Set (telephone rings) Hello? Uh, Santa Claus' reindeer? Uh, uh, why yes I can. Uh, uh, let me see now. There's Dopey, uh, Sneezey, Grouchy, Happy, Sleepy, uh, Rudolph, and Blitzen. You're welcome. Spencer Tracy (Richard Sumner) File Updated: 2018-05-26 #Christmas#Work#Telephone#Literature#Reindeer#Dwarves#Confusion
Jun 25 2005 Gay dwarves From: Maude Episode: The Gay Bar (1977) (Season 6, Episode9) Do you approve of homosexuals? –Arthur, it doesn't matter whether I approve or I disapprove. They are human beings, they exist. It's like asking me if I approve of dwarves. –Well, that's different. There's no such thing as gay dwarves. –Come on, Arthur, you've read Snow White. Seven little men living together like that? Wake up and smell the coffee. Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon) | Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay) File Updated: 2022-10-04 #Gay#Dwarves#Literature#Coffee#Approval
Dec 10 2003 A man in a Santa Claus suit From: The Golden Girls Episode: 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas (1986) (Season 2, Episode 11) There's something about a man in a Santa Claus suit that just drives me absolutely crazy. Maybe it's-- It's the warmth of all that red, hot, sweaty flannel set against the austere coldness of those black, patent leather, jackboots. Or maybe it's because those rosy cheeks and twinkling eyes bespeak a passion that is about to erupt from a man who just spent a cold, lonely year cooped-up with a pack of dwarves. I'm not sure. All I know is the sight of a Santa sets my body aflame with unbridled desire. Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux) File Updated: 2017-10-30 #Christmas#Sex#Kink#Leather#Dwarves#Boots#Clothes
Aug 21 2002 Nobody tosses a Dwarf! From: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Nobody tosses a Dwarf! John Rhys-Davies (Gimli) File Updated: 2018-05-30 #Dwarves