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The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
(1962 - 1992)
The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson @ IMDB
Official Site: http://www.johnnycarson.com/






Feb
19
2010

Shave a water buffalo

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May an untouchable shave a water buffalo over your party dip.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)
#Insult
#Party
#Food
Feb
13
2010

A desert dog

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May a desert dog drag a dead cow into your bedroom.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)
#Insult
#Dogs
#Cows
#Sex
Jan
24
2005

Sweetheart

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

If I say in the front of the show, 'The NBC Orchestra,' people tune-in expecting to see the NBC Orchestra. Now you're going to introduce a band? They'll think some people went home. –There are going to be some people going home very short--Sit down! Get that Mickey Mouse outfit together and have them sit down. Horns up. What're you going to do tonight, Doctor? –Well, we're going to stand around and wait till you guys decide if we're a band or an orchestra. –What would you prefer to be called? –Sweetheart.

Ed McMahon | Johnny Carson | Doc Severinsen
#Television
#Music
#Silly
#Sarcasm
Jan
24
2005

Leaving the show

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

But look on the bright side. You won't have to read or see one more story about my leaving the show.

Johnny Carson
#Self-Deprication
#Sarcasm
#Farewells

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