National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

(1989)

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation @ IMDB

See Also: Christmas Collection

Dec

01

2020

Refill your nog?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Can I refill your egg nog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

Nov

24

2020

I'll be outside

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I'll, uh, park the cars, and check the luggage, and uh... yeah, I'll be outside for the season.

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

Aug

18

2020

Did I break wind?

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Oh, dear. Did I break wind?

Mae Questel (Bethany)

Dec

23

2011

Our living room

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Dad, that thing wouldn't fit in our yard. –Not going in our yard, Russ. It's going in our living room.

Johnny Galecki (Russell 'Rusty' Griswold) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

18

2003

The Griswold Family Christmas

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

12

2003

Grandparents stay at hotel

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?

Juliette Lewis (Audrey Griswold)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

13

2002

Kiss my ass

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Don't forget that report, Bill. –Yes, sir. Thank-Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Chanukah.

Brian Doyle-Murray (Frank Shirley) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

02

2002

Wasn't talking to you

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Hey, Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big? –Bend over and I'll show you. –You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Griswold! –I wasn't talking to you.

Nicholas Guest (Todd Chester) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Nov

29

2002

Santa Claus ties

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we, dad? –No, I have one of those at home.

Juliette Lewis (Audrey Griswold) | Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

Dec

02

2000

Hap-hap-happiest Christmas

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

From: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

We're going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny-fucking-Kaye!

Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)

File Updated: 2020-10-13

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