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Severence check

Aug
04
2009
The Strongest Man In The World
From: The Strongest Man In The World

(buzz) Yes, Mercedes, what is it? –Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check. –Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore. –But we always give out severence checks. –Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) | Mary Treen (Mercedes)
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