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Apr

2021

From: The Shootist

Mister, you better find yourself another line of work! This one sure don't fit your pistol.

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Born Today

Willis Bouchey • 24 May 1907

Jim Broadbent • 24 May 1949

Nell Campbell • 24 May 1953

Tommy Chong • 24 May 1938

Steve McDonald • 24 May 1967

Alfred Molina • 24 May 1953

Priscilla Presley • 24 May 1945

Robert Russell • 24 May 1936

Died Today

John Abbott • 24 May 1996

Dick Martin • 24 May 2008

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022 • Sidney Poitier

09 Jan 2022 • Dwayne Hickman

10 Jan 2022 • Gary Waldhorn

18 Jan 2022 • Peter Robbins

29 Jan 2022 • Howard Hesseman

24 Feb 2022 • Sally Kellerman

02 Mar 2022 • Johnny Brown

03 Mar 2022 • Tim Considine

13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

12 Apr 2022 • Gilbert Gottfried

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