I'm holding it hostage

Dec

2001

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

You canceled Christmas? –I am not canceling Christmas, I'm holding it hostage. I know it seems harsh, but nothing else has ever worked. Every year we yell, we threaten, we bargain, we beg. Maybe this time they'll behave.

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson) | Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson)

File Updated: 2020-11-24

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