Simon Helberg

Well, if I may profer a suggestion. In bars, all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is Ladies Night. Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking courtesy of 99 cent margaritas and 2-for-1 Jell-O shots.

Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

#Alcohol

#Thursday

#Sexism

Apr

2009

I'm a horny engineer

From: The Big Bang Theory

You're joking. –I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

#Sex

#Science

#Math

Apr

2009

The Drake Equation

From: The Big Bang Theory

Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero. –OK, really? Are you familiar with the Drake Equation? –The one that estimates the odds of making contact with extraterrestrials by calculating the product of an increasingly restrictive series of fractional values such as those stars and planets, and those planets likely to develop life: N = R* × ƒ_p × n_e × ƒ_l × ƒ_i × ƒ_c × L? –Yeah. That one.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

Feb

2009

My little slice of Hell

From: The Big Bang Theory

Hey, buddy. What brings you to my little slice of Hell?

Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

#Greetings

#Hell

Jan

2009

There are always do-overs

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (2008) (Season 2, Episode 11)

That doesn't count! Do over! Do over! –There are no 'do-overs' in Wii Bowling. –There are always do-overs when my People play sports.

Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

Dec

2008

Saturnalia

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (2008) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Saturnalia? –Gather 'round, kids. It's time for Sheldon's Beloved Christmas Special. –In the pre-Christian era, as the Winter Solstice approached and the plants died, pagans brought evergreen boughs into their homes as an act of sympathetic magick intended to guard the life essences of the plants until spring. This custom was later appropriated by northern Europeans and eventually it becomes the so-called Christmas tree. –And that, Charlie Brown, is what boredom is all about.

Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

Nov

2008

Really creepy

From: The Big Bang Theory

OK. For the record, what you guys are doing is really creepy. –You know what? If it's creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine. I'm creepy.