Jean Shepherd

Born: 1921-07-26

Died: 1999-10-16

IMDB Filmography

Dec

23

2021

Holy Grail of presents

From: A Christmas Story

Ah, there it is, the Holy Grail of Christmas Gifts: the Red Ryder two-hundred-shot range model air rifle!

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

Dec

15

2021

Christmas was on its way

From: A Christmas Story

Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas upon which the entire kid year revolved.

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

Dec

17

2002

Profanity artist

From: A Christmas Story

My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

File Updated: 2021-11-29

Dec

11

2002

A little bribe never hurts

From: A Christmas Story

Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.

Jean Shepherd (Narrator)

File Updated: 2021-11-29

Born Today

W.C. Fields • 29 Jan 1880

John Forsythe • 29 Jan 1918

Paul Fusco • 29 Jan 1953

Sara Gilbert • 29 Jan 1975

Andrew Keegan • 29 Jan 1979

Tom Selleck • 29 Jan 1945

Died Today

Jimmy Durante • 29 Jan 1980

Ron Feinberg • 29 Jan 2005

Michael Gwynn • 29 Jan 1976

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022 • Sidney Poitier

09 Jan 2022 • Dwayne Hickman

10 Jan 2022 • Gary Waldhorn

24 Jan 2022 • Peter Robbins

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Following you, from: Free Birds
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Beep, beep, beep, beep., from: Civilization IV
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Get your foot off me, from: Sealab 2021
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You give me attitude, from: Star Trek: Into Darkness
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