Conrad Bain

Conrad Bain

Born: 1923-02-04

Died: 2013-01-14

IMDB Filmography

Jan

14

2023

Persecute those you don't understand

Maude

From: Maude

Episode: The Gay Bar (1977) (Season 6, Episode9)

You just want to persecute people that you don't understand. Has it ever occurred to you that gay people are human beings, that they have rights?! –Sure, Maude, if it was up to you everybody'd have rights!

Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay) | Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon)

Oct

21

2022

Studied with nuns

Maude

From: Maude

Episode: The Gay Bar (1977) (Season 6, Episode9)

That is ridiculous. Students do not copy the sexual habits of their teachers. –How do you know? –Because in high school I studied with the nuns at Our Lady Of Chastity.

Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay) | Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon)

Jun

25

2005

Gay dwarves

Maude

From: Maude

Episode: The Gay Bar (1977) (Season 6, Episode9)

Do you approve of homosexuals? –Arthur, it doesn't matter whether I approve or I disapprove. They are human beings, they exist. It's like asking me if I approve of dwarves. –Well, that's different. There's no such thing as gay dwarves. –Come on, Arthur, you've read Snow White. Seven little men living together like that? Wake up and smell the coffee.

Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon) | Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay)

File Updated: 2022-10-04

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