Born: 1903-05-29 Died: 2003-07-27 IMDB Filmography Jun 16 2006 I have four kids From: Bob Hope Of course, I have four kids and do pretty well myself. On Father's Day my kids reach into their piggy banks and give me back all the IOUs I've put in since last Father's Day. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Finance#Parenting Aug 26 2004 Don't you trust me? From: Road To Singapore What's the matter, don't you trust me? Bob Hope (Ace Lannigan) #Trust#Sex#Legal#Politics Dec 17 2003 Santy Claus don't drink From: The Lemon Drop Kid Santy Claus don't drink. –Oh no? Well how come he's always falling down chimleys? Bob Hope (Sidney Melbourne) | William Frawley (Gloomy Willie) #Christmas#Alcohol#Language Jul 29 2003 Stand there and admire me From: Road To Singapore I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it. Bob Hope (Ace Lannigan) #Admiration#Finance#Ideas Jul 29 2003 I ain't afraid to die From: Road To Utopia Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all. Bob Hope (Chester Hooton) #Death#Cynical Jul 29 2003 Hey! Am I dead? From: Road To Utopia Hey! Am I dead? –I can't tell. You always look that way. Come on! Bob Hope (Chester Hooton) | Bing Crosby (Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton) #Death#Philosophy#Beauty Jul 29 2003 This picture's over right now From: Road To Utopia As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now. Bob Hope (Chester Hooton) #Movies#Frustration May 29 2003 Why we observe Father's Day From: Bob Hope This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.' Bob Hope #Father's Day#Food#Sarcasm Mar 17 2003 All day long on the radio From: Bob Hope And all day long on the radio they've been playing Irish songs. One program played Did Your Mother Come From Ireland, How Are Things In Glocca Morra, It's A Long Way To Tipperary, and My Wild Irish Rose. I know there's nothing unusual about that except this was the Scandinavian Hour. Bob Hope #St. Patrick's Day#Wild#Radio#Music#Sarcasm Jun 14 2002 A lot of memories From: Bob Hope Yessir, the word "father" brings back a lot of memories to me. And there were times when I couldn't sit on those memories. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Spanking#Memory Pages1 2 next › last »
Jun 16 2006 I have four kids From: Bob Hope Of course, I have four kids and do pretty well myself. On Father's Day my kids reach into their piggy banks and give me back all the IOUs I've put in since last Father's Day. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Finance#Parenting
Aug 26 2004 Don't you trust me? From: Road To Singapore What's the matter, don't you trust me? Bob Hope (Ace Lannigan) #Trust#Sex#Legal#Politics
Dec 17 2003 Santy Claus don't drink From: The Lemon Drop Kid Santy Claus don't drink. –Oh no? Well how come he's always falling down chimleys? Bob Hope (Sidney Melbourne) | William Frawley (Gloomy Willie) #Christmas#Alcohol#Language
Jul 29 2003 Stand there and admire me From: Road To Singapore I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it. Bob Hope (Ace Lannigan) #Admiration#Finance#Ideas
Jul 29 2003 I ain't afraid to die From: Road To Utopia Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all. Bob Hope (Chester Hooton) #Death#Cynical
Jul 29 2003 Hey! Am I dead? From: Road To Utopia Hey! Am I dead? –I can't tell. You always look that way. Come on! Bob Hope (Chester Hooton) | Bing Crosby (Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton) #Death#Philosophy#Beauty
Jul 29 2003 This picture's over right now From: Road To Utopia As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now. Bob Hope (Chester Hooton) #Movies#Frustration
May 29 2003 Why we observe Father's Day From: Bob Hope This morning, my son Tony asked my why we observe Father's Day. I said, 'Don't you know who brings home the bacon around here?' He said, 'No, Pop, but we sure know who lays the eggs.' Bob Hope #Father's Day#Food#Sarcasm
Mar 17 2003 All day long on the radio From: Bob Hope And all day long on the radio they've been playing Irish songs. One program played Did Your Mother Come From Ireland, How Are Things In Glocca Morra, It's A Long Way To Tipperary, and My Wild Irish Rose. I know there's nothing unusual about that except this was the Scandinavian Hour. Bob Hope #St. Patrick's Day#Wild#Radio#Music#Sarcasm
Jun 14 2002 A lot of memories From: Bob Hope Yessir, the word "father" brings back a lot of memories to me. And there were times when I couldn't sit on those memories. Bob Hope #Father's Day#Spanking#Memory