Sheldon Cooper

Jun

2021

Bazinga

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Monopolar Expedition (2009) (Season 2, Episode 23)

Bazinga!

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

#Exclamations

Jan

2021

Bald refusal

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013) (Season 7, Episode 9)

I've been told that a bald refusal of an invitation is rude and one must instead offer up a polite excuse; so I'd love to go but, unfortunately, that sounds awful.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

Nov

2020

One of the greatest tragedies

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013) (Season 7, Episode 9)

Now I know how the African slaves felt... Being dragged from their homes to labor under the yoke of the white man. –Are you honestly comparing Thanksgiving dinner at Wolowitz' mom's with one of the greatest tragedies in the history of mankind? –Yes.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Mayim Bialik (Amy Farrah Fowler)

Feb

2011

The acronym 'KMN'

From: The Big Bang Theory

Now I'm not familiar with the acronym 'KMN.' –Oh. From the context, we think it means 'Kill me now.'

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

#Death

#TLAs

#Frustration

Feb

2011

Cool, wary distance

From: The Big Bang Theory

My body and I have a relationship that works best when we maintain a cool, wary distance from each other.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

#Medical

Dec

2010

Buzz-kill

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Maternal Congruence (2009) (Season 3, Episode 11)

You really didn't like it, Sheldon? –No, on the contrary. I-I found the Grinch to be a relatable, engaging character. And I was really with him right up to the point that he succumbed to social convention and returned the presents and saved Christmas. What a buzz-kill that was.

Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

File Updated: 2020-12-14

Nov

2010

Country Bear Jamboree

From: The Big Bang Theory

I wouldn't say 'amazing.' At best, it's a modest leap-forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

#Computer

#Robots

#Technology

Nov

2010

Don't think that's going to happen

From: The Big Bang Theory

I don't think that's going to happen, Sheldon. –No one ever does. That's why it happens.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

#Sarcasm

Oct

2010

Messy and unsanitary

From: The Big Bang Theory

I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity. –Oh, god. –Yes, exactly.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Kaley Cuoco (Penny)

#Sex

#Hygiene

#Religion

Sep

2010

The phone companies have been lying to me

From: The Big Bang Theory

And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text-messaging? –Probably not. –Huh. Well, it appears that the phone companies have been lying to me.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Kaley Cuoco (Penny)

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