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Quick Draw McGraw








Aug
06
2018

Cold dead hoof

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

You're gonna have to pry this guitar, damn it, pry it... from my cold, dead hoof.

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)

#Guitars
#Parody
#Death
Aug
04
2006

They were the law

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

It's a repeating gitbox made in 1870, used in the American West. Out there, guitars like this didn't enforce the law, they were the law. I didn't write that, it was on some asshole's website. I... wish I'd written it. It's a good line.

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)
File Updated: 2018-02-15
#Music
#Legal
#Internet
#Guitars
Mar
06
2006

You damned dirty kids

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty kids!

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)
File Updated: 2018-02-15
#Children
#Parody
#Frustration
#Disgust
Feb
10
2006

Issues a new restriction

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Every day the Government issues a new restriction, chipping, chipping away at a Right guaranteed by the Constitution. It's a slippery slope, Mr. Birdman, leading us inevitably toward chaos and anarchy.

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)
File Updated: 2018-02-15
#Government
#Politics
#Chaos
#Anarchy
#Rights

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