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It's a repeating gitbox made in 1870, used in the American West. Out there, guitars like this didn't enforce the law, they were the law. I didn't write that, it was on some asshole's website. I... wish I'd written it. It's a good line.

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)

File Updated: 2018-02-15

Mar

2006

You damned dirty kids

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty kids!

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)

File Updated: 2018-02-15

Feb

2006

Issues a new restriction

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Guitar Control (2004) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Every day the Government issues a new restriction, chipping, chipping away at a Right guaranteed by the Constitution. It's a slippery slope, Mr. Birdman, leading us inevitably toward chaos and anarchy.

Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)

File Updated: 2018-02-15

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