Feb 15 2010 Reminds me of you From: A Night At The Opera That's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips... everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? If she figures that one out, she's good. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Sex#Remembrance#Sarcasm Nov 29 2008 There ain't no Sanity Claus From: A Night At The Opera Well, I don't know. –It's all right. That-that's in every contract. That-that's what they call a 'sanity clause.' –(laughing) You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | Chico Marx (Fiorello) #Christmas#Mental Health#Legal#Sanity Nov 29 2008 This means war! From: A Night At The Opera Of course, you know, this means war! Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Politics#War#Military Nov 10 2008 What will people say? From: A Night At The Opera Mr. Driftwood, would you please get off the bed. What will people say? –They'll probably say you're a very lucky woman. Now will you please shut up so I can continue my reading? Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Claypool) | Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Sex#Concern#STFU#Reading Nov 10 2008 Grisly looking object From: A Night At The Opera That's as grisly a looking object as I've ever seen. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Exclamations#Fugly Oct 26 2008 Saw her first From: A Night At The Opera And listen, Gottlieb, nix on the love-making because I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course her mother really saw her first, but there's no point in bringing the Civil War into this. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Sex#Love#War#Sarcasm Oct 26 2008 Is the opera over yet? From: A Night At The Opera Is the opera over yet? –Not yet, signore, in a few minutes. –Hey, you, I told you to slow that nag down! On account of you I nearly heard the opera! Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | uncredited (Doorman) #Music#Opera#Travel#Transportation#Slow#Horses Oct 16 2008 Milk-fed chicken From: A Night At The Opera Waiter! –Yes, sir? –Have you, uh, got any milk-fed chicken? –Yes, sir. –Well, squeeze the milk out of one and bring me a glass. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | uncredited #Food#Service#Milk#Silly Oct 16 2008 Brings out the business From: A Night At The Opera How do you like that? Every time I get romantic with you, you want to talk business. I don't know. There's something about me that brings out the business in every woman. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Work#Sex#Innuendo Oct 10 2008 Two beers, bartender! From: A Night At The Opera Two beers, bartender! –I'll take two beers, too. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | Chico Marx (Fiorello) #Alcohol#Demands
Feb 15 2010 Reminds me of you From: A Night At The Opera That's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips... everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? If she figures that one out, she's good. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Sex#Remembrance#Sarcasm
Nov 29 2008 There ain't no Sanity Claus From: A Night At The Opera Well, I don't know. –It's all right. That-that's in every contract. That-that's what they call a 'sanity clause.' –(laughing) You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | Chico Marx (Fiorello) #Christmas#Mental Health#Legal#Sanity
Nov 29 2008 This means war! From: A Night At The Opera Of course, you know, this means war! Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Politics#War#Military
Nov 10 2008 What will people say? From: A Night At The Opera Mr. Driftwood, would you please get off the bed. What will people say? –They'll probably say you're a very lucky woman. Now will you please shut up so I can continue my reading? Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Claypool) | Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Sex#Concern#STFU#Reading
Nov 10 2008 Grisly looking object From: A Night At The Opera That's as grisly a looking object as I've ever seen. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Exclamations#Fugly
Oct 26 2008 Saw her first From: A Night At The Opera And listen, Gottlieb, nix on the love-making because I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course her mother really saw her first, but there's no point in bringing the Civil War into this. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Sex#Love#War#Sarcasm
Oct 26 2008 Is the opera over yet? From: A Night At The Opera Is the opera over yet? –Not yet, signore, in a few minutes. –Hey, you, I told you to slow that nag down! On account of you I nearly heard the opera! Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | uncredited (Doorman) #Music#Opera#Travel#Transportation#Slow#Horses
Oct 16 2008 Milk-fed chicken From: A Night At The Opera Waiter! –Yes, sir? –Have you, uh, got any milk-fed chicken? –Yes, sir. –Well, squeeze the milk out of one and bring me a glass. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | uncredited #Food#Service#Milk#Silly
Oct 16 2008 Brings out the business From: A Night At The Opera How do you like that? Every time I get romantic with you, you want to talk business. I don't know. There's something about me that brings out the business in every woman. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) #Work#Sex#Innuendo
Oct 10 2008 Two beers, bartender! From: A Night At The Opera Two beers, bartender! –I'll take two beers, too. Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | Chico Marx (Fiorello) #Alcohol#Demands
