Leonard Hofstadter

December 25th, 1642, Julian calendar, Sir Isaac Newton is born. Jesus, on the other hand, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional Pagan holiday that celebrated the Winter Solstice with lit fires and slaughtered goats. Which, frankly, sounds like more fun than 12 hours of church with my mother followed by a fruitcake. –Merry Newtonmas, everyone!

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

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Dec

2009

He roots for the sun

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Maternal Congruence (2009) (Season 3, Episode 11)

When we watch Frosty The Snowman he roots for the sun. –Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on Earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera and a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account. –Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

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Dec

2009

When the Grinch's heart grows

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Maternal Congruence (2009) (Season 3, Episode 11)

Oh, I always tear-up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes. –Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which could lead to congestive heart failure. –Fa-la-la la-la-la la la la.

Kaley Cuoco (Penny) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

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Apr

2009

I'm a horny engineer

From: The Big Bang Theory

You're joking. –I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz)

#Sex

#Science

#Math

Apr

2009

The Drake Equation

From: The Big Bang Theory

Come on, Howard, the odds of us picking up girls in a bar are practically zero. –OK, really? Are you familiar with the Drake Equation? –The one that estimates the odds of making contact with extraterrestrials by calculating the product of an increasingly restrictive series of fractional values such as those stars and planets, and those planets likely to develop life: N = R* × ƒ_p × n_e × ƒ_l × ƒ_i × ƒ_c × L? –Yeah. That one.

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)

Jan

2009

Hypocrite

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (2008) (Season 2, Episode 11)

What're you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?

Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

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#Self-Deprication

#Hypocrisy

Jan

2009

Nothing more important

From: The Big Bang Theory

Episode: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis (2008) (Season 2, Episode 11)

Where were you that's more important than Wii Bowling night? –Actually, I was-- –It's a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii Bowling night.

Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)

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