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Kermit the Frog








May
13
2021

Don't know how to thank you

The Muppet Movie
From: The Muppet Movie

I don't know how to thank you guys. –I don't know why to thank you guys.

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear) | Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog)

#Thanks
#Sarcasm
Apr
11
2021

Time for a showdown

The Muppet Movie
From: The Muppet Movie

Listen, I can't spend my whole life running away from a bully. It's time for a showdown.

Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog)

#Bullies
#Bullying
#Fear
#Confrontation
Mar
25
2021

Lost my sense of direction

The Muppet Movie
From: The Muppet Movie

Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction. –Have you tried Hare Krishna?

Dom DeLuise (Bernie the Agent) | Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog)

#Religion
#Lost
#Direction
Mar
19
2021

Don't give a hoot

The Muppet Movie
From: The Muppet Movie

Frankly, Miss Piggy, I don't give a hoot.

Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog)

#Disdain
#Dismissals
#Parody
May
22
2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

The Muppets (2011)
From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)
#Telephone
#Television
#Finance
Jul
16
1999

Hey, what happened?

The Muppet Movie
From: The Muppet Movie

Hey, what happened? –Vershürn dern mör de vern de vern de flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip.

Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog) | Jim Henson (The Swedish Chef)
File Updated: 2021-03-15

#Language
#Electronics
#Problems

Born Today

Eva Green  •  05 Jul 1980
Katherine Helmond  •  05 Jul 1928
Blu Mankuma  •  05 Jul 1948
Warren Oates  •  05 Jul 1928
Don Stark  •  05 Jul 1954
Michael Stuhlbarg  •  05 Jul 1968
John Wood  •  05 Jul 1930

Died Today

Ben Alexander  •  05 Jul 1969
Rosemary Murphy  •  05 Jul 2014

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried
27 Jun 2022  •  Joe Turkel

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Lay down a few rules, from: Family Guy
Views today: 3
Something funky, from: The Powerpuff Girls
Views today: 3
Louder with bigger wires, from: The Andy Griffith Show
Views today: 3
Colorful metaphor, from: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Views today: 1
Must be something wrong with me, from: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Views today: 1
That remote is a crack pipe, from: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
Views today: 1
Looked into this, from: True Grit
Views today: 1
The Christmas I'd never forget, from: Family Guy
Views today: 1
I dare you to do better, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 1
So much filth, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 1
You don't tempt easy, from: How To Stuff A Wild Bikini
Views today: 1
I'm a little too old, from: Silver Bullet
Views today: 1
How is this obvious?, from: Shazam!
Views today: 1
WTHRU?, from: Predator
Views today: 1
Deep Doo-Doo Bird, from: Robots
Views today: 1
What you lack, from: Monsters University
Views today: 1
How to use the toilet, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 1
Play a game of chess, from: 2010
Views today: 1
Color the eggs, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1
Baseball was life, from: The Sandlot
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,812
Family Guy / Total views: 42,991
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,147
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,502
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,309
Up / Total views: 32,606
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,624
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,191
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,740
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,144
South Park / Total views: 25,084
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,259
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,889
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,707
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,691
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,460
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,809
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,671
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,118
Daria / Total views: 15,755
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