Hal Wilkerson

Dec

2020

Living in denial

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas Trees (2003) (Season 5, Episode 7)

So you're just gonna let a little reality stop you, is that it? Boys, let me tell you something. The only way I have managed to get through my crappy life with any shred of self-worth is by living in denial! If I was gonna let myself get beaten by failure, I would've quit after one kid! You just gotta keep holding out for a miracle! And if a miracle isn't gonna come at Christmas, then when is it gonna come?!

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

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Dec

2011

Ticking time bomb

From: Malcolm In The Middle

You're the ones who turned your mother into a ticking time bomb! Oh, you just thank your lucky stars that she went off on an innocent bystander.

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Dec

2010

Somewhere I can sell blood

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Can you think of a Christmas reason for stopping somewhere I can sell blood?

Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Dec

2009

It'll be OK

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Oh, Hal, don't worry about it. It'll be OK. You just need to find something that's a thousand times better than Disneyland, open on Christmas Day, and free. –Just because it's hard, Lois, doesn't mean it's impossible. I am going to make this happen!

Jane Kaczmarek (Lois Wilkerson) | Bryan Cranston (Hal Wilkerson)

Dec

2001

I'm holding it hostage

From: Malcolm In The Middle

Episode: Christmas (2001) (Season 3, Episode 7)

You canceled Christmas? –I am not canceling Christmas, I'm holding it hostage. I know it seems harsh, but nothing else has ever worked. Every year we yell, we threaten, we bargain, we beg. Maybe this time they'll behave.