Crank

Mar

2008

My third oil change today

From: Robots

Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me.

Drew Carey (Crank)

#Bodily Fluids

#Medical

Born Today

Neville Brand • 13 Aug 1920

Kathryn Fiore • 13 Aug 1979

David Monahan • 13 Aug 1971

Michael Sinterniklaas • 13 Aug 1972

John Slattery • 13 Aug 1962

Sebastian Stan • 13 Aug 1982

Died Today

Joseph Bologna • 13 Aug 2017

Tony Jay • 13 Aug 2006

Joe E. Ross • 13 Aug 1982

Died This Year

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02 Mar 2022 • Johnny Brown

03 Mar 2022 • Tim Considine

13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

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27 Jun 2022 • Joe Turkel

08 Jul 2022 • Gregory Itzin

24 Jul 2022 • David Warner

27 Jul 2022 • Tony Dow

30 Jul 2022 • Nichelle Nichols

Top 20 Quotes - Today

The battle for the planet, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 10

Village curse, from: The Ghost of Frankenstein
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This would degrade you, from: Malice In The Palace
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My financial future is at stake!, from: The Powerpuff Girls
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Prepare for transport, from: TRON
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Good day, riff-raff, from: Knock On Any Door
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The weight of the future, from: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Views today: 7

He's a big baby, from: Leave It To Beaver
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Retire until needed again, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 6

SFX: Hanna-Barbera boing boing sound, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 5

Talk to a vegetable, from: The Blackadder
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Pack your bags, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 4

Laundry service that delivers, from: Batman & Robin
Views today: 4

I bought the spirit of Christmas, from: Married With Children
Views today: 4

There's trouble afoot, from: Frankenstein Jr.
Views today: 3

A better one than everyone else, from: Commercials
Views today: 3

I'll bop you!, from: Dennis the Menace
Views today: 3

Apes evolved from men?, from: Planet of the Apes
Views today: 3

Only postponed it, from: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Views today: 3

Your business is politics, from: Casablanca
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Sound Effects / Total views: 34,682

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