Carnac The Magnificent

Feb

2010

Shave a water buffalo

From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May an untouchable shave a water buffalo over your party dip.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)

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Feb

2010

A desert dog

From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May a desert dog drag a dead cow into your bedroom.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)

Born Today

Marton Csokas • 30 Jun 1966

Vincent D'Onofrio • 30 Jun 1959

Rick Gonzalez • 30 Jun 1979

David Alan Grier • 30 Jun 1955

Megan Taylor Harvey • 30 Jun 1992

Died Today

Buddy Hackett • 30 Jun 2003

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Radio Free America, from: Red Dawn
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WTF have you done lately?, from: Wanted
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That's a compliment, from: Farscape
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No stupid questions, just stupid people, from: South Park
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The hogs of war, from: Archer
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Mr. Butterfingers, from: UHF
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Zoo, from: Bikini Beach
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You are terminated!, from: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
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