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Carnac The Magnificent








Feb
19
2010

Shave a water buffalo

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May an untouchable shave a water buffalo over your party dip.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)
#Insult
#Party
#Food
Feb
13
2010

A desert dog

The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson
From: The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson

May a desert dog drag a dead cow into your bedroom.

Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent)
#Insult
#Dogs
#Cows
#Sex

Born Today

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Died Today

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