Captain Monica Stark

Jun

2010

Only one potato

From: Psycho Beach Party

Strange that the victim had only one testicle stuffed in his mouth. I believe they usually come in pairs. –Well, that's 'cause he only had one. I checked. Plenty of meat, only one potato.

Charles Busch (Captain Monica Stark) | Jenica Bergere (Cookie)

File Updated: 2023-05-10

#Gay

#Balls

#Food

#Math

Feb

2005

Needlepoint

From: Psycho Beach Party

What were you doing around 9 PM, Mrs. Forrest? –What any woman should be doing at that hour. Needlepoint.

Charles Busch (Captain Monica Stark) | Beth Broderick (Mrs. Ruth Forrest)

File Updated: 2023-05-10

#Needlepoint

#Interrogation

#Police

Nov

2004

Miniature golf

From: Psycho Beach Party

Well, here we are at yet another murder. I'd rather we met for miniature golf.

Charles Busch (Captain Monica Stark)

File Updated: 2023-05-10

#Murder

#Golf

#Police

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