Bernie the Agent

Mar

2021

Lost my sense of direction

From: The Muppet Movie

Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction. –Have you tried Hare Krishna?

Dom DeLuise (Bernie the Agent) | Jim Henson (Kermit the Frog)

#Religion

#Lost

#Direction

Born Today

Jean Adair • 13 Jun 1873

Tim Allen • 13 Jun 1953

Simon Callow • 13 Jun 1949

Kat Dennings • 13 Jun 1986

Ethan Embry • 13 Jun 1978

Chris Evans • 13 Jun 1981

Larry Keating • 13 Jun 1896

Paul Lynde • 13 Jun 1926

Malcolm McDowell • 13 Jun 1943

Nathan McMullen • 13 Jun 1988

Ally Sheedy • 13 Jun 1962

Stellan Skarsgård • 13 Jun 1951

Kodi Smit-McPhee • 13 Jun 1996

Fred Tatasciore • 13 Jun 1968

Aaron Taylor-Johnson • 13 Jun 1990

Phillip Van Dyke • 13 Jun 1984

Mary Wickes • 13 Jun 1910

Died Today

Douglas Seale • 13 Jun 1999

Lane Smith • 13 Jun 2005

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

01 May 2021 • Olympia Dukakis

18 May 2021 • Charles Grodin

29 May 2021 • Gavin MacLeod

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