Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy. –♪ Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy ♫ –Never in the history of cinema have so many done so little for so many. –♪ You're a star! ♫ –Anybody can pay eight bucks to see a movie, but only a true artist can be paid eight bucks to be in a movie. –♪ Shiny, shiny star ♫ –Snotty lead actors need lines, direction, motivation. Not you. You sit on your butt perfectly in scene after scene. –♪ That's Hollywood! ♫ –A true pro, you're always focused even if you're seldom in focus. –♪ Oh! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Nobody, because you're not just anybody, you're a paid anybody. –♪ I don't recognize you ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Company Computer Guy. –♪ Mr. Company Computer Guy ♫ –Though we worker bees scarcely know our modems from our scrotums, you are there to guide us. –♪ Modems and scrotums ♫ –When we screw-up the boot-up you are there. Without you, computers would mega-bite. –♪ Mega-bite ♫ –The countless hours we spend surfing the internet and accidentally stumbling upon porn sites would instead be spent working. –♪ Working for the man ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Company Computer Guy, for it's you who keeps our logons logging and our hard drives hard. –♪ You gotta see this porn site! ♫
You know, Mary, I haven't had Christmas off in seven years. –Oh, that's terrible. –Well, it's not too bad. You get used to it. Christmas is just like any other day when you work in a newsroom. You know what I mean? –Uh, no. –Oh. You gotta work on Christmas. –I've got to work on Christmas? –Well, that's another way of putting it.