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#Wit

Nov
03
2020

Witless worm

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#Disgust
#Lies
#Politics
#Wit
#Fire
#Death
#Teeth
#Condescension
Sep
05
2019

Witty banter

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
From: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

I think I'm out of witty banter.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Wit
#Conversations
#Frustration
Feb
18
2017

007 half-wit

The World Is Not Enough
From: The World Is Not Enough

If you're Q, does that make him R? –Ah, yes, the legendary 007 wit... or at least half of it.

Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (R)
#Insult
#Wit
#Condescension
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Born Today

David Hodo  •  07 Jul 1947
Danny Jacobs  •  07 Jul 1968
Ross Malinger  •  07 Jul 1984
Eddie Mayehoff  •  07 Jul 1909
Jon Pertwee  •  07 Jul 1919
Doc Severinsen  •  07 Jul 1927
Ringo Starr  •  07 Jul 1940
Cree Summer  •  07 Jul 1969

Died Today

Norman Foster  •  07 Jul 1976
Reginald Gardiner  •  07 Jul 1980
Chet Stratton  •  07 Jul 1970

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022  •  Sidney Poitier
09 Jan 2022  •  Dwayne Hickman
10 Jan 2022  •  Gary Waldhorn
18 Jan 2022  •  Peter Robbins
29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
24 Feb 2022  •  Sally Kellerman
02 Mar 2022  •  Johnny Brown
03 Mar 2022  •  Tim Considine
13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
12 Apr 2022  •  Gilbert Gottfried
27 Jun 2022  •  Joe Turkel

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Being fed "alternative facts", from: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Views today: 7
Listen to who's gone moral, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
Views today: 7
Don't make me listen to this, from: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Views today: 6
We have stubbornness issues, from: How To Train Your Dragon
Views today: 5
What is thy bidding?, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 5
Protocol violation, from: Big Hero 6
Views today: 5
The ultimate in racial cleansing, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 4
My bladder's going to explode, from: Grim & Evil
Views today: 4
Don't think of this as detention, from: Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Views today: 4
Bring me my nuts on a silver platter, from: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Views today: 4
He's too hairy, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 4
That never happened before, from: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Views today: 4
You are what you eat, from: Absolutely Fabulous
Views today: 4
Wet sucker, from: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Views today: 4
No such thing, from: Hellboy
Views today: 4
Get me to be your slave, from: Real Genius
Views today: 3
Are you people insane?!, from: Ed Wood
Views today: 3
Feliz Navidude, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 3
Such is the life of an elf, from: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Views today: 3
It sounds really spooky, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 86,816
Family Guy / Total views: 42,995
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 37,151
Sound Effects / Total views: 34,504
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 33,314
Up / Total views: 32,611
Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,626
Babylon 5 / Total views: 27,195
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,743
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 26,151
South Park / Total views: 25,087
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,262
The Jetsons / Total views: 20,892
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,711
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,700
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,468
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,815
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,674
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 16,121
Daria / Total views: 15,758
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