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#Wit

Nov
03
2020

Witless worm

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

#Disgust
#Lies
#Politics
#Wit
#Fire
#Death
#Teeth
#Condescension
Sep
05
2019

Witty banter

Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling
From: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

I think I'm out of witty banter.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Wit
#Conversations
#Frustration
Feb
18
2017

007 half-wit

The World Is Not Enough
From: The World Is Not Enough

If you're Q, does that make him R? –Ah, yes, the legendary 007 wit... or at least half of it.

Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (R)
#Insult
#Wit
#Condescension
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Born Today

Frank Bonner  •  28 Feb 1942
John Carson  •  28 Feb 1927
Rory Cochrane  •  28 Feb 1972
Charles Durning  •  28 Feb 1923
Gilbert Gottfried  •  28 Feb 1955
Robert Sean Leonard  •  28 Feb 1969
Gavin MacLeod  •  28 Feb 1931
Zero Mostel  •  28 Feb 1915
John Turturro  •  28 Feb 1957

Died Today

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson  •  28 Feb 1977
Martin Benson  •  28 Feb 2010
Zara Cully  •  28 Feb 1978
Paul Harvey  •  28 Feb 2009
Cecil Kellaway  •  28 Feb 1973
Jane Russell  •  28 Feb 2011

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021  •  Mira Furlan
23 Jan 2021  •  Hal Holbrook
26 Jan 2021  •  Cloris Leachman
05 Feb 2021  •  Christopher Plummer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Lizardman, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 17
Morning, dickhead, from: Grumpy Old Men
Views today: 15
I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 10
CBS All Access (v1), from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 10
Wrong, wrong, wrong!, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
Views today: 10
I wash my hands of this weirdness, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 9
Smokin'!, from: The Mask
Views today: 9
Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 8
Can't play god, from: Westworld
Views today: 8
Within the hour, from: Star Trek: The Animated Series
Views today: 8
4 o'clock in the morning, from: This Is Not A Test
Views today: 8
Welcome home, from: Iron Man 3
Views today: 7
I need a hug, from: Shrek
Views today: 7
Time is money, from: SpongeBob SquarePants
Views today: 7
Low expectations, from: Star Trek: Discovery
Views today: 7
That's the last time, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 7
One at a time, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 7
System locked, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 7
Hello Mr. Fancy-Pants, from: Army Of Darkness
Views today: 7
Lead to death, from: Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King
Views today: 7

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 81,261
Family Guy / Total views: 39,379
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 33,950
Sound Effects / Total views: 32,172
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,589
Up / Total views: 29,813
Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,304
Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,228
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,107
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,263
South Park / Total views: 22,095
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,245
The Jetsons / Total views: 18,843
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,587
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 17,449
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,667
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,342
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 14,920
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,734
Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,137
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