#Weapons

Jul

2017

Why does she get a blaster?

From: Rogue One

Why does she get a blaster and I don't?

Alan Tudyk (K-2SO)

#Robots

#Indignation

#Frustration

#Weapons

#Jealousy

Jun

2016

You'll have to share

From: Deadpool

(gunshots) Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Jan

2016

Holy Polaris!

From: Batman: The Movie (TOS)

Holy Polaris! (missile launches)

Burt Ward (Dick Grayson / Robin)

Nov

2014

Never after business hours

From: Goldfinger

Oh, I never carry weapons after business hours.

Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore)

File Updated: 2016-12-04

Jun

2014

Light the fuse

From: Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Light the fuse.

Tom Cruise (Ethan Hunt)

#Weapons

Jun

2014

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Rodger Bumpass (Phil Hilton)

File Updated: 2016-10-02

Jan

2014

Drop the gun

From: RoboCop

Drop the gun. You are under arrest.

Peter Weller (RoboCop)

Oct

2013

Morgul Blade

From: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The riddle of the Morgul Blade must be answered.

Cate Blanchett (Galadriel)

#Weapons

#Riddles

#Mystery

Oct

2013

All this pistol

From: True Grit

You're no bigger than a corn nubbin! What are you doing with all this pistol?

John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)

File Updated: 2015-12-28

Jul

2012

I'd rather they respect me

From: The Andy Griffith Show

Episode: TV or Not TV (1965) (Season 5, Episode 23)

When a man carries a gun all the time, the respect he thinks he's getting might-might really be fear. So, I don't carry a gun because I don't want the people of Mayberry to fear a gun. I'd rather they respect me.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)

#Police

#Weapons

#Fear

Apr

2012

Get ready for a surprise

From: Total Recall

Get ready for a surprise. (explosion)

Priscilla Allen (Fat Lady)

#Weapons

Mar

2012

Entering a safety zone

From: Total Recall

You are now entering a safety zone. No unauthorized weapons allowed beyond this point.

uncredited

#Computer

#Safety

#Weapons

Mar

2012

Taser somebody

From: Thor

Next time you decide to taser somebody, make sure he's already in the car, OK?!

Stellan Skarsgård (Erik Selvig)

#Electronics

#Tasers

#Weapons

Dec

2011

Ticking time bomb

From: Malcolm In The Middle

You're the ones who turned your mother into a ticking time bomb! Oh, you just thank your lucky stars that she went off on an innocent bystander.

Bryan Cranston (Hal)

Dec

2011

Unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh

From: A Tuna Christmas

This is Didi Snavely asking you, 'Do you know how dangerous it could be during this day and age to ride unarmed in a one-horse open sleigh?' Well, lay those fears to rest, 'cause Didi's is stocked to the ceiling this Christmas with weaponry for the home, the car, and the workplace. God forbid during this joyous season that anyone listening should become the victim of a Christmas theft. But wouldn't you rather shoot someone than watch them run off with your new toaster? I know I would. So whether it's a stun gun, judo clubs, or just a simple old-fashioned switchblade, when you come to Didi's you'll have a holly-jolly Christmas and the criminal will have a silent night.

Jaston Williams (Didi Snavely)

Oct

2011

Whosoever holds this hammer

From: Thor

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

Anthony Hopkins (Odin)

Sep

2011

Chain of command

From: Firefly

Do you know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Adam Baldwin (Jayne Cobb)

#Military

#Weapons

#Violence

Apr

2011

Ready the Death Ray!

From: Megamind

(laughing) Ready the Death Ray, Minion! –Death Ray readying.

Will Ferrell (Megamind) | David Cross (Minion)

#Supervillains

#Weapons

Feb

2011

Make up your mind

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Space Seed (1967) (Season 1, Episode 22)

Well either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind.

DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

File Updated: 2016-02-06

Nov

2010

If Didi's can't kill it, it's immortal

From: Greater Tuna

...Now you find a weapon here that won't kill, you bring it back and we'll give you something that will. It's on our guarantee: If Didi's can't kill it, it's immortal.

Jaston Williams (Didi Snavely)

Oct

2010

Gestured to all of me

From: How To Train Your Dragon

When you carry this axe, you carry all of us with you. Which means you walk like us, you talk like us, you think like us. No more of... this. –You just gestured to all of me.

Gerard Butler (Stoick the Vast) | Jay Baruchel (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III)

#Self-Esteem

#Weapons

#Conformity

Oct

2010

Gay-looking Taser

From: Kick-Ass

Oh, dude, that is one gay-looking Taser.

Chloë Grace Moretz (Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl)

#Gay

#Weapons

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