Mar 08 2010 Garland, Texas From: Zombieland I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Zombies#Texas#Halloween#Destruction#Cynical
Apr 01 2009 Fool me once From: Presidents There's an old saying in Tennessee (I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee) that says 'Fool me once... shame on... shame on you... and fool me, you can't get fooled again.' George Walker Bush #Tennessee#Texas#Shame#President
Nov 23 2001 Biggest shopping day of the year From: King of the Hill Episode: Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (1998) (Season 3, Episode 7) Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out. Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill) File Updated: 2019-11-15 #Thanksgiving#Shopping#Sports#Dallas#Texas#Black Friday
Jul 03 2000 Biggest mistake you ever make From: True Grit You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brushpopper! John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn) File Updated: 2016-02-02 #Warnings#Texas#Mistakes#Threats