#Texas

Mar

08

2010

Garland, Texas

Zombieland

From: Zombieland

I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland.

Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus)

Apr

01

2009

Fool me once

Presidents

From: Presidents

There's an old saying in Tennessee (I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee) that says 'Fool me once... shame on... shame on you... and fool me, you can't get fooled again.'

George Walker Bush

Nov

23

2001

Biggest shopping day of the year

King of the Hill

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men (1998) (Season 3, Episode 7)

Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out.

Kathy Najimy (Peggy Hill)

File Updated: 2019-11-15

Jul

03

2000

Biggest mistake you ever make

From: True Grit

You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brushpopper!

John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)

File Updated: 2016-02-02

Born Today

Ellen Barkin • 16 Apr 1954

Alfonso Bedoya • 16 Apr 1904

Peter Billingsley • 16 Apr 1971

Tameka Empson • 16 Apr 1977

Joe Miksak • 16 Apr 1913

Valarie Rae Miller • 16 Apr 1974

Billy West • 16 Apr 1950

Died Today

Neville Brand • 16 Apr 1992

Alfred Ryder • 16 Apr 1995

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

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