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Jun

2014

Headquarters

From: Airplane!

You got a telegram from Headquarters today. –Headquarters? What is it? –Well, it's a big building where Generals meet, but that's not important right now.

Julie Hagerty (Elaine) | Robert Hays (Ted Striker)

File Updated: 2020-12-28

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