#Teeth

Nov

03

2020

Witless worm

From: Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

Ian McKellen (Gandalf)

Oct

04

2010

I don't brush my teeth

From: Glee

I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.

Heather Morris (Brittany S. Pearse)

Jun

26

2009

Are you the Tooth Fairy?

Transformers (2007)

From: Transformers (2007)

Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?

Sophie Bobal (Little girl)

File Updated: 2019-04-17

Jun

13

2009

People lose teeth talking like that

The Maltese Falcon

From: The Maltese Falcon

People lose teeth talking like that. You wanna hang around, you'll be polite.

Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)

File Updated: 2018-06-30

Feb

20

2008

Misguided midget asshole

From: The Last Dragon

Without me, you're nothing! Without that outfit, you're just another no-talent dental hygiene school drop-out from Kew Gardens getting by... on her tits. –And in the end, Eddie, you know what? You're nothing but a misguided midget asshole with dreams of ruling the world. Yeah, also from Kew Gardens. And also getting by on my tits.

Christopher Murney (Eddie Arkadian) | Faith Prince (Angela Viracco)

Oct

20

2006

Cut worms in two

From: Arsenic And Old Lace

Just the thought of Jonathan frightens me. Do you remember how he used to cut worms in two with his teeth?

Josephine Hull (Aunt Abby Brewster)

Feb

27

2006

Oral ignorance

From: The Shakiest Gun in the West

I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance.

Don Knotts (Dr. Jesse W. Heywood)

Feb

17

2004

Not exactly mauve, but mauvish

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Episode: Noir Gang (1996) (Season 3, Episode 1)

From the moment she opened her mouth I wanted to sublet her tongue, move into her larynx, and re-do the upper incisors in mauve. Well, not exactly mauve, but mauvish.

Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

File Updated: 2020-06-01

Sep

26

2003

Raspberry seed terror

From: Darkwing Duck

Episode: Dirtysomething (1991) (Season 1, Episode 63)

I am the Terror that flaps in the night! I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out!

Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck)

File Updated: 2021-02-21

Apr

09

2003

Cavity in your brain

From: All In The Family

You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain.

Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)

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