Apr 18 2022 Hold it like this From: Fame No! No! No! Give me that! You must hold your bow like this, not like that. It's not your dick you're holding! Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow. Hold it with a little respect, like, uh... –Like your dick? –Shut up. Again. Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli) #Music#Violins#Genitals#School#Teaching#Respect
Feb 19 2022 That's not music From: Fame One man is not an orchestra! –Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp, and enough power. –You want to play all by yourself? –You don't need anybody else. –That's not music, Martelli, that's masturbation. Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli) #Music#Orchestra#Teaching#Masturbation
Jan 05 2022 Your performance was miserable From: Invader ZIM Episode: Door to Door (2002) (Season 1, Episode 14a) Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters) #Teaching#School#Parenting#Love#Disgust#Telephone
Jun 22 2021 Break the silence From: Glee Episode: Showmance (2009) (Season 1, Episode 2) Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most-offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair. Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester) #Silence#Disgust#Theatre#Teaching#School
Apr 24 2020 Classic archetype From: Babylon 5 Episode: Learning Curve (1998) (Season 5, Episode 5) Attend, students. This is a classic archetype in action: the strong man, or bully as the humans call it. Essentially a coward whose only skill is convincing others to do what he's afraid to do himself. Turhan Bey (Turval) #Teaching#Bullies#Bullying#Cowardice#Politics#Government
Apr 23 2020 My teaching job From: Weird Science Can we keep this between us? I-- I'd hate to lose my teaching job. Michael Berryman (Mutant Biker) #Work#Teaching#Shame
Feb 20 2019 A Master's true burden From: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all Masters. Frank Oz (Yoda) #Master#Teaching#Education#Philosophy#Burden#Growth#Ego
Feb 06 2019 Listen to the pain From: Deadpool 2 Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Some times it's so bad we feel like we're dying... but we can't really live 'til we've died a little, can we? Leslie Uggams (Blind Al) #Pain#Death#Life#Philosophy#Teaching#History
Jun 11 2017 The words would choke me From: Logan I wish I could say you were a good pupil, but the words would choke me. Patrick Stewart (Professor Charles Xavier) #Teaching#Education#Sarcasm
Dec 27 2016 Turn you into you From: Kung Fu Panda 3 I'm not trying to turn you into me. I'm trying to turn you into you. Dustin Hoffman (Shifu) #Philosophy#Teaching
