#Teaching

Oct

21

2022

Studied with nuns

Maude

From: Maude

Episode: The Gay Bar (1977) (Season 6, Episode9)

That is ridiculous. Students do not copy the sexual habits of their teachers. –How do you know? –Because in high school I studied with the nuns at Our Lady Of Chastity.

Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay) | Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon)

Sep

05

2022

The paste incident

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: The Wettening (2001) (Season 1, Episode 5b)

As punishment for yesterday's paste incident, today will be devoted to having your minds erased!

Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)

Aug

05

2022

Challenge accepted

From: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Episode: Memento Mori (2022) (Season 1, Episode 4)

To impress me, you're going to need to do better than theorize. –Challenge accepted.

Bruce Horak (Hemmer) | Celia Rose Gooding (Nyota Uhura)

Apr

18

2022

Hold it like this

Fame: The Original Movie

From: Fame

No! No! No! Give me that! You must hold your bow like this, not like that. It's not your dick you're holding! Excuse me, miss. It's a violin bow. Hold it with a little respect, like, uh... –Like your dick? –Shut up. Again.

Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli)

Feb

19

2022

That's not music

Fame: The Original Movie

From: Fame

One man is not an orchestra! –Who needs orchestras? You can do it all with a keyboard, an amp, and enough power. –You want to play all by yourself? –You don't need anybody else. –That's not music, Martelli, that's masturbation.

Albert Hague (Shorofsky) | Lee Curreri (Bruno Martelli)

Jan

05

2022

Your performance was miserable

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Door to Door (2002) (Season 1, Episode 14a)

Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)

Jun

22

2021

Break the silence

From: Glee

Episode: Showmance (2009) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most-offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching, and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester)

Apr

24

2020

Classic archetype

Babylon 5

From: Babylon 5

Episode: Learning Curve (1998) (Season 5, Episode 5)

Attend, students. This is a classic archetype in action: the strong man, or bully as the humans call it. Essentially a coward whose only skill is convincing others to do what he's afraid to do himself.

Turhan Bey (Turval)

Apr

23

2020

My teaching job

Weird Science

From: Weird Science

Can we keep this between us? I-- I'd hate to lose my teaching job.

Michael Berryman (Mutant Biker)

Feb

20

2019

A Master's true burden

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

From: Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all Masters.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

A quiet night, from: Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Views today: 8

Jump all!, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 7

I'm slightly confused, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 7

Something delightfully kinky, from: Three's Company
Views today: 6

Your frivolous self, from: Thunderball
Views today: 6

Leave my pussy alone!, from: Are You Being Served?
Views today: 5

Star Wars, from: Bones
Views today: 5

Shouldn't Interfere, from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 5

The power of the Dark Side, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 5

You should go shopping, from: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Views today: 5

So much worse, from: Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Views today: 5

Feeblest pick-up attempt, from: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Views today: 5

Proceed with voiceprint identification, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 4

Get odds on, from: Farscape
Views today: 4

What have you done?, from: We Bare Bears
Views today: 4

Not one of your fans, from: Mommie Dearest
Views today: 4

Extra special Kwanzaa, from: Rugrats
Views today: 4

How can I remember?, from: Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
Views today: 4

Stir, never shake, from: Auntie Mame
Views today: 4

Join the party, from: Narcotics: Pit of Despair
Views today: 4

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