Uh, I think... No, I--I am positive that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded; you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid; you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You--You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
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