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You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian. If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein. You've got to have a little more showmanship.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

Oct

2008

Trust me

From: Phantom of the Paradise

Trust me... trust me.

Paul Williams (Swan)

File Updated: 2015-05-11

Nov

2006

Hamburger-On-A-Stick

From: Grim & Evil

Last chance for some Hamburger-On-A-Stick!

Greg Eagles (Grim)

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Dec

2004

I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store. –I don't think that last one's a holiday. –If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is!

Kevin McDonald (Wendy Pleakley) | Daveigh Chase (Lilo)

May

2004

Publishing and sales

From: Down With Love

Not since Johannes Gutenberg's invention of the printing press, which changed forever the landscape of man's destiny, has one book reached so many and achieved so much; reminding all of us here today of the noble goal which called us to toil in the field of publishing to begin with... sales.

Tony Randall (Theodore Banner)

Sep

2002

Soliciting people

From: Daria

Hello? Don't you think it's a little late to be soliciting people?

Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer)

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