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May

2013

Their sales pitch

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1981)

Well, if that's their sales pitch, what's it like in the Complaints department?

Simon Jones (Arthur Dent)

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Jun

2011

Skip to the end

From: Up

Proceed. –Good afternoon-- –Skip to the end!

Edward Asner (Carl Fredricksen) | Jordan Nagai (Russell)

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Feb

2010

Garage sale fodder

From: Toy Story

Yessir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

John Ratzenberger (Hamm)

File Updated: 2022-03-25

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Dec

2009

Please let me in

From: Up

Please let me in. –No. (door slams)

Jordan Nagai (Russell) | Edward Asner (Carl Fredricksen)

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May

2009

More showmanship

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

You know, you're going about this all wrong, Brian. If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on like Ben Stein. You've got to have a little more showmanship.

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

File Updated: 2019-04-16

Oct

2008

Trust me

From: Phantom of the Paradise

Trust me... trust me.

Paul Williams (Swan)

File Updated: 2015-05-11

Nov

2006

Hamburger-On-A-Stick

From: Grim & Evil

Last chance for some Hamburger-On-A-Stick!

Greg Eagles (Grim)

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Jul

2005

Rubber nipples

From: The Ren & Stimpy Show

Episode: Rubber Nipple Salesmen (1992) (Season 2, Episode 3b)

Just where do you think you're going? –Uh, I was gonna sell some rubber nipples.

Billy West (Ren Höek) | Billy West (Stimpson J. 'Stimpy' Cat)

File Updated: 2021-11-09

Dec

2004

I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanzaa, Christmas, Chanukah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mendelton's department store. –I don't think that last one's a holiday. –If 50% off everything isn't a holiday, sister, I don't know what is!

Kevin McDonald (Wendy Pleakley) | Daveigh Chase (Lilo)

May

2004

Publishing and sales

From: Down With Love

Not since Johannes Gutenberg's invention of the printing press, which changed forever the landscape of man's destiny, has one book reached so many and achieved so much; reminding all of us here today of the noble goal which called us to toil in the field of publishing to begin with... sales.

Tony Randall (Theodore Banner)

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