#Rules

Aug

2017

Supposed to be rules

From: Luke Cage

Episode: Code of the Streets (2016) (Season 1, Episode 2)

Believe it or not, there's supposed to be rules to this shit.

Mahershala Ali (Cornell 'Cottonmouth' Stokes)

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Jun

2017

The bill comes due

From: Doctor Strange

You still think there will be no consequences, Strange? No price to pay? We broke our rules just like her. The bill comes due. Always... a reckoning.

Chiwetel Ejiofor (Mordo)

Jan

2017

My strictist rule

From: Dr. No

Why have you disobeyed my strictest rule and come in daylight?

Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No)

Dec

2015

First rule of a fanatic

From: Babylon 5

Episode: Infection (1994) (Season 1, Episode 4)

You forgot the first rule of a fanatic. When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy.

Michael O'Hare (Jeffrey Sinclair)

Jun

2015

Rules!

From: The Lost Boys

Rules! We got some rules around here.

Barnard Hughes (Grandpa)

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Jan

2015

Rules have just changed

From: Transformers: Age of Extinction

Humans have asked us to play by their rules. Well, the rules have just changed.

Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)

Sep

2014

We both know what this is about

From: Airplane!

There's just no stopping in a white zone. –Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion. –It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically there's no danger involved.

uncredited (Vernon (Male Airport Announcer)) | uncredited (Betty (Female Airport Announcer))

Sep

2014

White Zone shit

From: Airplane!

The Red Zone has always been for loading and unloading. There's never stopping in a White Zone. –Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading! –Listen, Betty, don't start up with your White Zone shit again.

uncredited (Vernon (Male Airport Announcer)) | uncredited (Betty (Female Airport Announcer))

Sep

2014

The White Zone

From: Airplane!

The White Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red Zone. –The White Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Red Zone.

uncredited (Vernon (Male Airport Announcer)) | uncredited (Betty (Female Airport Announcer))

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Feb

2014

Slight rule change

From: The Hunger Games

Attention. Attention, tributes. There has been a slight rule change. The previous revision allowing for two victors from the same district has been... revoked. And only one victor may be crowned. Good luck. And may the odds be ever in your favor.

Toby Jones (Claudius Templesmith)

Jan

2014

I made me a rule

From: Hondo

A long time ago I made me a rule... I let people do what they want to do.

John Wayne (Hondo Lane)

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Jun

2011

Illegal combatant

From: TRON: Legacy

Illegal combatant on the Grid.

Edie Mirman (Computer)

Apr

2011

Break the rules

From: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

I know you won't break the rules. There aren't any.

Edwin Hodgeman (Dr. Dealgood)

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Feb

2011

Rule 303

From: Breaker Morant

Oh, no, sir! No, it wasn't quite like this. No, no. No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome. And as for rules? We didn't carry military manuals around with us. We were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us! I'll tell you what rule we applied, sir! We applied Rule 3-0-3. We caught them, and we shot them under Rule 3-0-3!

Edward Woodward (Lt. Harry 'Breaker' Morant)

Jun

2010

I would cite regulation

From: Star Trek (2009)

I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)

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Jun

2010

I don't make the rules

From: Life On Mars (UK)

I don't make the rules... I just live by 'em. So... what happens now? Power's in your hands. You got the tape, you can still destroy us. If that's what you want.

Philip Glenister (Gene Hunt)

Aug

2009

One item of human attire

From: Boo Boo Runs Wild

Let's see what the Jellystone Handbook says about bare-naked bears. Here we go. 'Article 1, Section 3: Forest animals must not go naked. Each beast must wear at least one item of human attire.'

Corey Burton (Ranger John Smith)

Oct

2008

The Golden Rule

From: They Live

The Golden Rule... He who has the gold makes the rules.

Keith David (Frank)

Jan

2008

Lay down a few rules

From: Family Guy

All right, listen up. Before we go any further I'm going to lay down a few rules, all right? Commandment number one: shut the hell up. Commandment number two: there's nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment number three: there are no more Jolly Ranchers. They're all gone. Commandment number four: when we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud all right? Now come on, let's get going!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

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Apr

2006

Rule One: don't suck up

From: Grey's Anatomy

I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number one: don't bother sucking up, I already hate you. That's not going to change.

Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey)

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Mar

2006

Weapons, teleportation, and religion

From: Doctor Who (II)

Guests are reminded that Platform One forbids the use of weapons, teleportation, and religion.

Sara Stewart (Platform One computer)

Jul

2005

One is enough

From: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Everybody has had one, and one is enough for anybody.

Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka)

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