#Religion

Oct

2022

Studied with nuns

From: Maude

Episode: The Gay Bar (1977) (Season 6, Episode9)

That is ridiculous. Students do not copy the sexual habits of their teachers. –How do you know? –Because in high school I studied with the nuns at Our Lady Of Chastity.

Bea Arthur (Maude Findlay) | Conrad Bain (Dr. Arthur Harmon)

#Teaching

#Habits

#Sex

#Chastity

#Religion

#Nuns

Oct

2022

Denominational differences

From: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

You must be crazy. When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true? –When you stop believing in that fellow with the red suit and the white beard who goes "Ho Ho Ho." –We are obviously separated by denominational differences.

Peter Robbins (Charlie Brown) | Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

Aug

2022

Join us!

From: Zardoz

Would you not rather be part of Us, joined to Us? A Light shining to the Future. Love Us, cherish the Truth!

David de Keyser (The Tabernacle)

Apr

2022

Now I have guilt

From: Toy Story

What have we done?! –Great. Now I have guilt.

Jim Varney (Slinky Dog) | Wallace Shawn (Rex)

Apr

2022

Holy crystal ball!

From: Batman: The Original Series

Episode: Catwoman Goes to College (1967) (Season 2, Episode 49)

Holy crystal ball! How'd you know the Bat Phone was going to ring?

Burt Ward (Dick Grayson / Robin)

#Exclamations

#Religion

#Telephone

Dec

2021

Holidays after 5:00

From: The Nanny

Episode: The Hanukkah Story (1998) (Season 6, Episode 10)

Why do all the Jewish holidays start at sundown? –Oh, well, that's because God realized that before 5:00, to wear sequins is gauche.

Ray Charles (Sammy) | Fran Drescher (Fran Fine)

Nov

2021

Thank you, Lord

From: South Park

Episode: Timmy 2000 (2000) (Season 4, Episode 3)

Oh, thank you, Lord! Praise Jesus!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

#Religion

#Praise

#Thanks

Nov

2021

White Jesus

From: Reservation Dogs

Episode: Satvrday (2021) (Season 1, Episode 8)

'Sup, white Jesus?

Dallas Goldtooth (William Knife-Man)

#Greetings

#Religion

Oct

2021

When shall we be free?

From: Dracula Has Risen From The Grave

Dear god, when shall we be free? When shall we be free of his evil?!

Ewan Hooper (Priest)

Aug

2021

What have I done?!

From: Young Frankenstein

What have I done?! Oh, god in heaven, what have I done?!

Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein)

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