#Religion

Nov

2018

Do you know how useless prayer is?

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Lay Down Your Burdens: Part 1 (2006) (Season 2, Episode 19)

Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting and singing and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing. –Are you sure you're a priest?

Dean Stockwell (Brother John Cavil) | Aaron Douglas (Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol)

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Oct

2018

We call that a lie

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Lay Down Your Burdens: Part 1 (2006) (Season 2, Episode 19)

OK, that's what we in the Pray Trade call a lie. And lies aren't going to get you anywhere, my friend. So skip over the denials and the deceptions, and let's get right down to it, shall we?

Dean Stockwell (Brother John Cavil)

Sep

2018

Whatever book they quote from

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: The Inamorata Consequence (2018) (Season 7, Episode 5)

Oh, this was a bad idea. I can't do this. These woods could be crawling with religious fundamentalists ready to stone me to death because I'm not mentioned in whatever book they quote from!

Rhys Darby (H.E.L.P.eR. MOD-2)

Aug

2018

Didn't have kids

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Valley of Darkness (2005) (Season 2, Episode 2)

Thank the gods I didn't have kids.

Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh)

Aug

2018

Suck-ass job

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Curious George (2003) (Season 1, Episode 3)

What kind of universe would give me the power to extract souls from people's bodies, but still force me to keep a suck-ass job if I wanna eat?

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Jul

2018

See ya in church

From: Victor/Victoria

See ya in church.

Leslie Ann Warren (Norma Cassady)

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May

2018

Works in mysterious ways

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Dead Girl Walking (2003) (Season 1, Episode 2)

People say the Lord works in mysterious ways... as if that makes all the shitty things in life any sweeter.

Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Apr

2018

I'm a cheerleader!

From: But I'm A Cheerleader

I'm not perverted. I get good grades. I go to church. I'm a cheerleader! I'm not like all of you.

Natasha Lyonne (Megan Bloomfield)

Dec

2017

That Chanukah crap

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Oh, god, you're not gonna lay that Chanukah crap on me, are you? –What, what what?!

Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison) | Mary Kay Bergman (Sheila Broflovski)

Nov

2017

Ethical beliefs

From: Star Trek: Enterprise

Episode: Broken Bow: Parts 1 & 2 (2001) (Season 1, Episodes 1 & 2)

This is no time to be imposing your ethical beliefs.

Gary Graham (Ambassador Soval)

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