#Racism

Jul

2016

Mama says

From: Lethal Weapon

Mama says policemen shoot black people. –Is it true? –Yeah, is it true? –Is that true? –Yeah, is it true? –Is that true?

Donald Gooden (Alfred) | Alphonse Philippe Mouzon (Alfred's Friend #1) | Shaun Hunter (Alfred's Friend #2) | Everitt Wayne Collins Jr. (Alfred's Friend #3)

#Police

#Bigotry

#Racism

#BLM

Jan

2016

Coon hunt

From: True Grit

How do you like this coon hunt, sister?

John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)

#Hunting

#Raccoons

#Racism

Feb

2014

First of all, I'm not what you think I am. –I know. You're a Girl Scout working on your badge for the Equality of Niggers. –I'm a government agent! –Oh yeah? Well, I'm Snow White suffering from a sunburn.

Pat Anderson (Elaine) | Jeannie Bell (Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson)

Sep

2012

How is that racist?

From: Archer

What?! Oh for-- How is that racist?!

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Racism

Aug

2011

What meaning of this?

From: Murder By Death

What meaning of this, Mr. Twain? –I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if you can tell me why a man who possesses one of the most-brilliant minds of this century can't say his prepositions or articles. The, Mr. Wang. 'What is the meaning of this.' –That what I said. What meaning of this?

Peter Sellers (Sidney Wang) | Truman Capote (Lionel Twain)

#Language

#Intelligence

#Racism

Apr

2011

It just be raining black people

From: Men In Black

It just be raining black people in New York.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Racism

#Sarcasm

Mar

2011

Having a nice day?

From: Die Hard: With a Vengeance

You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says 'I hate niggers' has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking.

Samuel L. Jackson (Zeus Carver)

#Racism

#Police

Mar

2010

Manifest Destiny

From: Daria

Manifest Destiny was a slogan popular in the 1840s. It was used by people who claimed it was God's Will for the U.S. to expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean. These people did not include many Mexicans.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

May

2009

I don't care what color he is

From: Professional Sweetheart

Oh, I don't care what color he is as long as he takes me to Harlem.

Ginger Rogers (Glory Eden)

May

2009

And they wonder why we become militants

From: For Pete's Sake

Crack that whip, tote that bale... And they wonder why we become militants.

Vivian Bonnell (Loretta)

Jan

2009

Benevolent patronage

From: McLintock!

Agard, if you knew anything about Indians, you'd know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called 'benevolent patronage' in spite of the nincompoops that've been put in charge of it!

John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)

#Politics

#Racism

#Government

Jan

2009

Unwitting accomplices

From: They Live

The poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are non-existant. They have created a repressive society and we are their unwitting accomplices.

John Lawrence (Bearded Man)

Dec

2008

Christmas in Japan

From: Die Hard

I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. –Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks.

Bruce Willis (John McClane) | James Shigeta (Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi)

Nov

2008

We did once

From: King of the Hill

Hey, do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving? –We did... once.

Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) | Jonathan Joss (John Redcorn)

#Thanksgiving

#Racism

Aug

2008

I gotta go where the Blaxion is

From: The Venture Bros.

Hey, man, I gotta go where the Blaxion is.

Charles Parnell (Jefferson Twilight)

#Parody

#Racism

May

2008

Kiss my Converse

From: The Last Dragon

Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker! Bow down to your Master! Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse.

Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)

May

2008

Suck my balls, Hall Monitor

From: South Park

Oh, suck my balls you ginger, jew-rat Hall Monitor!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

Apr

2008

Medium-sized Oriental

From: The Last Dragon

Oh, is Mr. Leroy here? –Um, no, he's not here, but, uh... how about something in a medium-sized Oriental? –Oh, no thanks. I'm not Jewish.

Glen Eaton (Johnny Yu) | Faith Prince (Angela Viracco)

#Racism

#Sex

Mar

2008

All we got on this team

From: The Bad News Bears

Well, what do you expect? All we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, Spics, Niggers, Pansies... and a booger-eating Moron!

Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle)

#Discrimination

#Sports

#Racism

Mar

2008

Legendary Bruce Leroy

From: The Last Dragon

I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the waa-saa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! Nigger, please!

Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)

Jun

2007

Watch what they say

From: House M.D.

So, do people watch what they say around you? –Because I'm black? –No, because you're gay.

Nick Lane (Nate) | Omar Epps (Dr. Eric Foreman)

#Racism

#Gay

May

2007

Big walking carpet

From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia)

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