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Sep

2019

You're grounded

From: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

One more peep out of you and you are grounded, mister, and I am not joking.

Mike Myers (Dr. Evil)

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Jan

2019

Pop-culture reference

From: Avengers: Infinity War

I do not want another single pop-culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. You understand?

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Aug

2018

Didn't have kids

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Valley of Darkness (2005) (Season 2, Episode 2)

Thank the gods I didn't have kids.

Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh)

May

2018

Hate to say I told you so

From: Dead Like Me

Episode: Pilot (2003) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Well, I hate to say "I told you so." –You love to say "I told you so."

Cynthia Stevenson (Joy Lass) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)

Jan

2017

You're his father

From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

Look, we can still save him. Me... you... –If Luke couldn't reach him, how could I? –Luke is a Jedi. You're his father.

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) | Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

Oct

2016

Not going as a terrorist

From: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

Listen, buster, you won't get four blocks in this neighborhood dressed like that! –Please? –No, and that is final. You are not going as a terrorist! –But all the guys are!

Dee Wallace (Mary) | Robert MacNaughton (Michael)

Sep

2016

Mommy's angry

From: The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Mommy's very angry.

Jeff Goldblum (Ian Malcolm)

Jun

2016

Get through your fear

From: The Good Dinosaur

Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side.

Jeffrey Wright (Poppa)

May

2016

What kind of mother?

From: Home Alone

What kind of mother am I?

Catherine O'Hara (Kate McCallister)

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Apr

2016

Dad's last words

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me? –Mm-hmm. "Careful, son. I don't think the safety's on." –Before that!

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)

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