May 28 2022 Never had kids From: Spider-Man: No Way Home This is why I never had kids. Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) #Children#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Mar 27 2022 Do as I say! From: Willow You will do as I say, child! Jean Marsh (Queen Bavmorda) #Demands#Parenting
Mar 06 2022 For your own good From: Leghorn Swoggled Pay attention, son, this is for your own good. Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn) #Advice#Condescension#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Jan 23 2022 Why can't I have normal offspring?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a) Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh. Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe) #Parenting#Frustration#Father#Father's Day#Fruit#Metaphors
Jan 05 2022 Your performance was miserable From: Invader ZIM Episode: Door to Door (2002) (Season 1, Episode 14a) Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters) #Teaching#School#Parenting#Love#Disgust#Telephone
Nov 28 2021 I told you so From: The Tick Episode: The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account (1995) (Season 1, Episode 13) Well, "I told you so" doesn't help. Micky Dolenz (Arthur) #Parenting#Chastisement#Frustration
Nov 12 2021 You're still young From: Moral Orel Episode: Pleasure (2007) (Season 2, Episode 7) Oh, son, you're still young. You'll naturally grow out of seeing the bright side of things, Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington) #Parenting#Father#Optimism#Cynical#Growth
Aug 25 2020 I told you not to From: Hondo I told you twice not to, but you do what you want to do. John Wayne (Hondo Lane) #Disappointment#Condescension#Guilt#Parenting
Aug 22 2020 Son?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: I Have No Son! (1994) (Season 2, Episode 1) Son?! I have no son! Charlie Adler (Ed Bighead) #Parenting#Father#Father's Day#Disappointment
Dec 03 2019 Cry for attention From: Rugrats Episode: The Turkey Who Came to Dinner (1997) (Season 4, Episode 16) Is this a cry for attention? Tress MacNeille (Charlotte Pickles) #Parenting#Mother#Mental Health#Concern#Politics