#Martial Arts

Sep

25

2017

The only one who doesn't know karate

From: The Defenders

Episode: Royal Dragon (2017) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Jesus, am I the only one left that doesn't know karate?

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones)

Jun

11

2009

Very good with your hands and feet

From: Lone Wolf McQuade

I understand you're very good with your hands and feet.

David Carradine (Rawley Wilkes)

May

28

2008

Skinny little lizards

From: The Last Dragon

The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition. –What? –Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands. –See? Now it is mumbo-jumbo like that... (laughing) and skinny little lizards like you thinking they're the Last Dragon, that gives kung-fu a bad name.

Taimak (Leroy Green) | Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)

Mar

22

2008

Who's the Master

From: The Last Dragon

Now, when I say 'Who's the Master,' you say, 'Sho'nuff.'

Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)

Mar

14

2008

Legendary Bruce Leroy

From: The Last Dragon

I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the waa-saa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! Nigger, please!

Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)

Jan

17

2005

Bow to your sensei

Napoleon Dynamite

From: Napoleon Dynamite

Bow to your sensei. Bow to your sensei!

Diedrich Bader (Rex)

File Updated: 2021-06-30

Jan

08

2002

I know Kung Fu

From: The Matrix

I know Kung Fu.

Keanu Reeves (Neo)

File Updated: 2016-07-26

Oct

12

2001

That's right, karate

From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

That's right, karate... made my whole body a weapon.

Don Knotts (Luther Heggs)

File Updated: 2016-07-31

Born Today

Tate Donovan • 25 Sep 1963

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Mark Hamill • 25 Sep 1951

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Robert Lee • 25 Sep 1957

Michael Madsen • 25 Sep 1957

Aldo Ray • 25 Sep 1926

Christopher Reeve • 25 Sep 1952

Will Smith • 25 Sep 1968

Hal Sparks • 25 Sep 1969

Died Today

Don Adams • 25 Sep 2005

Mary Astor • 25 Sep 1987

Tony Curtis • 25 Sep 2010

Died This Year

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24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

03 Apr 2021 • John Paragon

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13 Jun 2021 • Ned Beatty

24 Jul 2021 • Jackie Mason

29 Aug 2021 • Edward Asner

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