#Manners

I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad, I grieve over them long winter evenings. And I don't mind you ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a bottle, but don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me.

Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)

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Jun

2009

People lose teeth talking like that

From: The Maltese Falcon

People lose teeth talking like that. You wanna hang around, you'll be polite.

Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)

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#Teeth

Jun

2008

He looks horrible

From: Leave It To Beaver

You can't just walk up to a 13-year-old boy and tell him he looks horrible.

Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)

#Manners

#Teens

Jan

2008

Brings out manners

From: Leave It To Beaver

There's something about staying at someone else's house that brings out manners kids never knew they had.

Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)

#Manners

#Children

Dec

2006

Not as Smurfy

From: The Smurfs

I'm afraid not every human is as Smurfy as they should be, Sassy.

Jonathan Winters (Grandpa Smurf)

Aug

2006

I really enjoy a pair of slacks

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a pair of slacks.

Steve Carell (Brick Tamland)

Aug

2006

Forgive the impertinence

From: Mystery Men

Do forgive the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?

Hank Azaria (The Blue Raja)

Mar

2006

Twice as many legs

From: A Night In Casablanca

How about getting rid of that mutt? –Oh, Frou-Frou's a watchdog. –Well, let him watch somebody else. –Oh, Frou-Frou won't bother us. He has such good manners. –If he had such good manners, he'd get off your lap and give me a seat. He can stand up better than I can, he's got twice as many legs.

Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow) | Lisette Verea (Beatrice Rheiner)

Jun

2004

Only trying to be polite

From: Farscape

You know, I was only trying to be polite!

Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)

#Manners

#Frustration

#Polite

May

2002

Considered bad form

From: Daria

I suppose pulling out a can of Mace right now would be considered bad form.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Feb

2000

Bad table manners

From: Gigi

Bad table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more households than infidelity.

Isabel Jeans (Aunt Alicia)

Jul

1999

I won't be wronged

From: The Shootist

I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

John Wayne (John Bernard Books)

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