#Kwanzaa

Well done. Well done, all of you. I never thought I'd live to see this day: peace on the island of Berk. This will surely be the greatest holiday we've ever seen.

Gerard Butler (Stoick the Vast)

#Peace

#Christmas

#Chanukah

#Solstice

#Kwanzaa

Dec

2011

PC douchebag

From: The Daily Show

Well, it's December. And while you can tell yourself this month's all about 'the holidays,' you'd just be being a PC douchebag.

Samantha Bee

Dec

2011

I find it charming

From: The Venture Bros.

Oh, Orpheus. I wasn't expecting you to show up. Didn't think necromancers believed in Christmas. –Well, the whole affair is about as real as Kwanzaa or the Wookiee's Life Day, but I find it charming.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)

Dec

2010

MGM happy holidays

From: MGM Parade

Now I'd like to take this opportunity on behalf of all of us here at MGM, and our two wonderful sponsors, to wish all of you a very happy holiday season.

George Murphy

Dec

2008

Hi, I'm Jodie Foster

From: IDs, Christmas

Hi, I'm Jodie Foster, and Season's Greetings. I'm wishing you the best for a safe and happy holiday season. Be careful on those roads.

Jodie Foster

Dec

2007

Hip-hop holiday classic

From: The Man Show

When a stocking or a dreidel isn't appropriate, give your favorite tyke this hip-hop twist on a holiday classic. –Dr. Seuss meets Dr. Dre in How The Grinch Stole Kwanzaa.

Jimmy Kimmel | Adam Carolla

Dec

2007

Christmahanukwanzaakahlicious

From: Commercials

Mmm. Christmahanukwanzaakahlicious. (from Virgin Mobile)

uncredited

Dec

2007

A Christmahanukwanzaakah miracle

From: Commercials

It's a Christmahanukwanzaakah miracle! (from Virgin Mobile)

uncredited

Dec

2006

The end of Michael Richards' career

From: The Daily Show

Hello, and welcome to This Week in God's Christmas Christacular: honoring that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our savior, and Jews celebrate Chanukah when their oil lasted longer than they thought it would. And then, of course, there's Kwanzaa, which I believe celebrates the end of Michael Richards' career.

Samantha Bee

Dec

2005

I can't trust you

From: The Honeymooners

Well, I guess mommy'll just have to hide your presents someplace else. Just looks like I can't trust you, Ralph.

Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden)

Dec

2005

Osama's Homobortion Pot-n-Commie Jizzporium

From: The Daily Show

You know what? It's OK. If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him... Are you ready? All right... I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality! And I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's Homobortion Pot-n-Commie Jizzporium.

Jon Stewart

Dec

2005

Hi, this is Michael Bolton

From: IDs, Christmas

Hi, this is Michael Bolton wishing you Happy Holidays.

Michael Bolton

Dec

2004

The nature of a family holiday

From: Northern Exposure

You know that's the nature of a family holiday, to make a single man feel disenfranchised. You're made to feel like a hungry vagrant with your nose pressed up against a window staring at somebody else's dinner.

Barry Corbin (Maurice J. Minnifield)

Dec

2004

The holiday season is for idiots

From: South Park

Episode: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (1998) (Season 2, Episode 16)

Cartman was right, the holiday season is for idiots.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

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