#Innuendo

Jan

18

2022

What do all men want?

From: Back To School

What did he want? –Oh, what do all men want? –He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with the Golden Lariat and force him to tell the truth?

Paxton Whitehead (Philip Barbay) | Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner)

Jan

17

2022

My drawers

From: The Thin Man

What's that man doing in my drawers?

Myrna Loy (Nora Charles)

Nov

29

2021

So stiff

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Hypno-Puppy Luv (1996) (Season 4, Episode 11a)

He's so stiff!

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

Nov

18

2021

Play lumberjack

The Enforcer

From: The Enforcer

Look, she wants to play lumberjack, she's gonna have to learn to handle her end of the log.

Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan)

Oct

21

2021

Big pickle

From: The Angry Beavers

Episode: The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up (1998) (Season 2, Episode 10)

(scream) That's a... big pickle.

Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)

Oct

15

2021

A Halloween party before Halloween

From: Letterkenny

Episode: The Haunting of MoDean's II (2017) (Season 3, Episode 7)

You wanna know what? My friend Sean Amsing has a Halloween party in the city before Halloween every year, and he calls is "Premature Ejacu-Lantern."

Jared Keeso (Wayne)

Sep

30

2021

It happens to all men

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Episode: Tempus Fugitive (1995) (Season 2, Episode 18)

Jesse, it happens to every man once in awhile. –Not to me. –Look, it's not your fault. His was just plain bigger. –Size never made no difference before. You gotta get your mind off this, Jesse, or it could affect your future performance.

Josh Devane (Frank James) | Don Swayze (Jesse James)

Sep

11

2021

Gonna touch the butt

From: Finding Nemo

Oh, look at me! I'm gonna go touch the butt! (sneeze)

Erik Per Sullivan (Sheldon)

Jul

19

2021

Someone got lucky

From: Luca

Someone got lucky today, hmm?

Saverio Raimondo (Ercole Visconti)

Jul

09

2021

How's business

My Favorite Year

From: My Favorite Year

My dear fellow, what I choose to do with my schlong is my business. –How's business? –Never better.

Peter O'Toole (Alan Swann) | Bill Macy (Sy Benson)

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Born Today

W.C. Fields • 29 Jan 1880

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Died Today

Jimmy Durante • 29 Jan 1980

Ron Feinberg • 29 Jan 2005

Michael Gwynn • 29 Jan 1976

Died This Year

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