#Humor

Mar

2017

Did that work for you?

From: Doctor Strange

Oh. You know, people used to think that I was funny. –Did that work for you?

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) | Benedict Wong (Wong)

#Self-Deprication

#Humor

#Confusion

Aug

2010

Don't have a sense of humor

From: Seems Like Old Times

This is a government agency. You know we don't have a sense of humor.

Robert Guillaume (Fred)

#Government

#Humor

Aug

2009

Stop trying to butter me up!

From: The Strongest Man In The World

Stop trying to butter me up! I know that isn't funny!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)

#Humor

#Flattery

#Bribery

Nov

2006

Funny it up a little

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Hey, Clown. You want to funny it up a little?

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)

#Clowns

#Humor

Mar

2005

Smart-aleck reporters

From: The Outer Limits

You know, fella, we got smart-aleck reporters right here at home. –Any town that could dream up a hoax like this has a sense of humor that I wouldn't try to compete with.

Hugh Sanders (Sheriff Barclay) | Leonard Nimoy (Judson Ellis)

Oct

2002

A difficult concept

From: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.

Kirstie Alley (Lt. Saavik)

File Updated: 2016-03-26

#Logic

#Humor

Apr

2002

I don't think that's funny

From: All About Eve

I don't think that's funny.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

#Humor

#Condescension

Mar

2002

Now, Ruth, when a man matures he wants the kind of success that brings respect. I mean, when you meet people today and you talk about Berle, what's the best thing they can say about him? 'He's funny, he's funny, he's funny.' Well, I'm out to prove that Berle is not funny... That's not a nice thing to say. –I didn't say anything. –That's what hurts. You love me too much to say it.

Milton Berle | Ruth Berle

Jan

2002

I have a sense of humor!

From: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

I have a sense of humor!

Michael Dorn (Worf)

#Frustration

#Humor

Nov

2001

Ducks are funny

From: Bear In The Big Blue House

Hey, ducks are funny.

Noel McNeal (Bear)

#Pets

#Humor

#Ducks

Jun

2000

Miserable piss-elegant fairy

From: The Ritz

Screw you, honey. Boy, if there's one thing I can't stand it's a queen without a sense of humor. You can die with your secret... miserable piss-elegant fairy.

F. Murray Abraham (Chris)

File Updated: 2016-08-14

Feb

1999

Lost your sense of humor

From: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already.

Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit)

File Updated: 2016-03-06

#Humor

#Work

#Concern

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