#Humor

Jul

2018

Boys' humor

From: The Brady Bunch

Episode: Her Sister's Shadow (1971) (Season 3, Episode 10)

The boys. They sure do have a dumb sense of humor.

Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady)

#Humor

#Frustration

#Condescension

Dec

2017

No sense of humor

From: Men In Black

No, ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K)

#Humor

#Government

Mar

2017

Did that work for you?

From: Doctor Strange

Oh. You know, people used to think that I was funny. –Did that work for you?

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) | Benedict Wong (Wong)

#Self-Deprication

#Humor

#Confusion

Aug

2010

Don't have a sense of humor

From: Seems Like Old Times

This is a government agency. You know we don't have a sense of humor.

Robert Guillaume (Fred)

#Government

#Humor

Aug

2009

Stop trying to butter me up!

From: The Strongest Man In The World

Stop trying to butter me up! I know that isn't funny!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)

Nov

2006

Funny it up a little

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Hey, Clown. You want to funny it up a little?

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Clowns

#Humor

Mar

2005

Smart-aleck reporters

From: The Outer Limits

You know, fella, we got smart-aleck reporters right here at home. –Any town that could dream up a hoax like this has a sense of humor that I wouldn't try to compete with.

Hugh Sanders (Sheriff Barclay) | Leonard Nimoy (Judson Ellis)

Oct

2002

A difficult concept

From: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan

Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical.

Kirstie Alley (Lt. Saavik)

File Updated: 2016-03-26

#Logic

#Humor

Apr

2002

I don't think that's funny

From: All About Eve

I don't think that's funny.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

File Updated: 2015-11-08

#Humor

#Condescension

Mar

2002

Now, Ruth, when a man matures he wants the kind of success that brings respect. I mean, when you meet people today and you talk about Berle, what's the best thing they can say about him? 'He's funny, he's funny, he's funny.' Well, I'm out to prove that Berle is not funny... That's not a nice thing to say. –I didn't say anything. –That's what hurts. You love me too much to say it.

Milton Berle | Ruth Berle

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