#Gifts

Dec

25

2017

Given a great gift

From: It's A Wonderful Life

You've been given a great gift, George: a chance to see what the world would be like without you.

Henry Travers (Clarence Odbody)

#Existentialism

Dec

24

2017

Refrigerator Day Presents

Dinosaurs

From: Dinosaurs

Episode: Refrigerator Day (1991) (Season 2, Episode 12)

Refrigerator Day without presents is like, like two things that go together only one of them isn't there, so the other one doesn't have the other thing to go with it!

Sally Struthers (Charlene Sinclair)

Dec

05

2017

Presents for fiber in your diet

South Park

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Mr. Hankey: He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

Nov

28

2017

Silk panty garments

Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: SPF (2004) (Season 2, Episode 5)

Expensive and beautiful silk panty garments for everyone!

Maurice LaMarche (Blue Falcon)

Feb

15

2017

Radioactive jewelry

From: Star Trek: Beyond

Lieutenant Uhura wears a vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect. –You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry. –The emission is harmless, doctor, but its unique signature makes it very easy to identify. –You gave your girlfriend a tracking device. –...That was not my intention.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) | Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

Dec

07

2016

Not in the Vulcan custom

From: Star Trek: Beyond

It is not in the Vulcan custom to receive again that which was given as a gift.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)

Dec

29

2015

Dumbest thing

From: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Mindy Ann Martin (Sally Brown)

Dec

24

2015

Second sled

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

It's Christmas Eve. –Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. –Yeah, well, then why aren't you out delivering presents? –Technically, I am. –Well, you're not, 'cause you're stood right there. –Oh, Shona, grow up, luv. –Yeah, do the math, baby. –There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? There are 526,403,012 children all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So that's 22,000,000 children per hour! That's impossible. Obviously, I've got a second sled.

Faye Marsay (Shona) | Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Dan Starkey (Ian)

Dec

23

2015

172800 shopping seconds

From: The Tick

There's only 172,800 shopping seconds 'til Christmas!

Townsend Coleman (The Tick)

Dec

22

2015

Presents don't matter

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (2012) (Season 3, Episode 9)

Hey! A bunch of presents don't matter. Christmas isn't all about getting stuff. –Yes, it is! Take it back! Take it back!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher) | Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

Pages

Born Today

Carrie Fisher • 21 Oct 1956

Everett McGill • 21 Oct 1945

Jeremy Miller • 21 Oct 1976

Leonard Rossiter • 21 Oct 1926

Andrew Scott • 21 Oct 1976

Ken Watanabe • 21 Oct 1959

Carleton Young • 21 Oct 1905

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Another fine day, from: The Cowboys
Views today: 50

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 9

They're all on TV, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 9

What is wrong with you?, from: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie
Views today: 6

How do you impeach?, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney General
Views today: 6

I don't think that's funny, from: All About Eve
Views today: 6

Compute and obey, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 5

Unlimited supply of misinformation, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 4

I just hate decorations, from: Goof Troop
Views today: 4

I will bring you hope, from: X-Men
Views today: 3

A leap of faith, from: Inception
Views today: 3

A wizard is never late, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 3

Extravagant promises, from: The Addams Family (TV)
Views today: 3

SFX: the pouring of a beer, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 3

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 3

Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 3

Destroyer Of Worlds, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 2

Watch your language, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Views today: 2

Turn it into something so ugly, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 2

Very strange people, from: The Abominable Dr. Phibes
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 66,776

Family Guy / Total views: 32,341

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,794

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,059

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,119

Up / Total views: 24,029

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,330

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 18,320

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,304

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,757

South Park / Total views: 15,624

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,376

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,044

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,779

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,927

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,787

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,473

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,175

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,445

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,436