#Gifts

Dec

2018

Slithered and slunk

From: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant around the whole room and he took every present: Pop guns, pampoolas, pantookas, and drums, checkerboards, bissel-binks, popcorn, and plums. But he stuffed them in bags, then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags, one-by-one, up the chimbley.

Boris Karloff (Narrator)

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#Guns

#Popcorn

#Fruit

#Chimney

Dec

2017

Given a great gift

From: It's A Wonderful Life

You've been given a great gift, George: a chance to see what the world would be like without you.

Henry Travers (Clarence Odbody)

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#Existentialism

Dec

2017

Refrigerator Day Presents

From: Dinosaurs

Episode: Refrigerator Day (1991) (Season 2, Episode 12)

Refrigerator Day without presents is like, like two things that go together only one of them isn't there, so the other one doesn't have the other thing to go with it!

Sally Struthers (Charlene Sinclair)

Dec

2017

Presents for fiber in your diet

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Mr. Hankey: He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

Nov

2017

Silk panty garments

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: SPF (2004) (Season 2, Episode 5)

Expensive and beautiful silk panty garments for everyone!

Maurice LaMarche (Blue Falcon)

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#Clothes

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Feb

2017

Radioactive jewelry

From: Star Trek: Beyond

Lieutenant Uhura wears a vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect. –You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry. –The emission is harmless, doctor, but its unique signature makes it very easy to identify. –You gave your girlfriend a tracking device. –...That was not my intention.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) | Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

Dec

2016

Not in the Vulcan custom

From: Star Trek: Beyond

It is not in the Vulcan custom to receive again that which was given as a gift.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)

Dec

2015

Dumbest thing

From: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Mindy Ann Martin (Sally Brown)

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#Gifts

Dec

2015

Second sled

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

It's Christmas Eve. –Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. –Yeah, well, then why aren't you out delivering presents? –Technically, I am. –Well, you're not, 'cause you're stood right there. –Oh, Shona, grow up, luv. –Yeah, do the math, baby. –There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? There are 526,403,012 children all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So that's 22,000,000 children per hour! That's impossible. Obviously, I've got a second sled.

Faye Marsay (Shona) | Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Dan Starkey (Ian)

Dec

2015

172800 shopping seconds

From: The Tick

There's only 172,800 shopping seconds 'til Christmas!

Townsend Coleman (The Tick)

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