#Gifts

Dec

2017

Given a great gift

From: It's A Wonderful Life

You've been given a great gift, George: a chance to see what the world would be like without you.

Henry Travers (Clarence Odbody)

#Gifts

#Existentialism

Dec

2017

Refrigerator Day Presents

From: Dinosaurs

Episode: Refrigerator Day (1991) (Season 2, Episode 12)

Refrigerator Day without presents is like, like two things that go together only one of them isn't there, so the other one doesn't have the other thing to go with it!

Sally Struthers (Charlene Sinclair)

Dec

2017

Presents for fiber in your diet

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Mr. Hankey: He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

Nov

2017

Silk panty garments

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: SPF (2004) (Season 2, Episode 5)

Expensive and beautiful silk panty garments for everyone!

Maurice LaMarche (Blue Falcon)

#Underwear

#Clothes

#Gifts

Feb

2017

Lieutenant Uhura wears a vokaya amulet which I presented to her as a token of my affection and respect. –You gave your girlfriend radioactive jewelry. –The emission is harmless, doctor, but its unique signature makes it very easy to identify. –You gave your girlfriend a tracking device. –...That was not my intention.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) | Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

Dec

2016

Not in the Vulcan custom

From: Star Trek: Beyond

It is not in the Vulcan custom to receive again that which was given as a gift.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)

Dec

2015

Dumbest thing

From: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Mindy Ann Martin (Sally Brown)

#Condescension

#Gifts

Dec

2015

Second sled

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

It's Christmas Eve. –Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. –Yeah, well, then why aren't you out delivering presents? –Technically, I am. –Well, you're not, 'cause you're stood right there. –Oh, Shona, grow up, luv. –Yeah, do the math, baby. –There's not just one Santa delivery team. How could there be? There are 526,403,012 children all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. So that's 22,000,000 children per hour! That's impossible. Obviously, I've got a second sled.

Faye Marsay (Shona) | Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Dan Starkey (Ian)

Dec

2015

172800 shopping seconds

From: The Tick

There's only 172,800 shopping seconds 'til Christmas!

Townsend Coleman (The Tick)

Dec

2015

Presents don't matter

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins (2012) (Season 3, Episode 9)

Hey! A bunch of presents don't matter. Christmas isn't all about getting stuff. –Yes, it is! Take it back! Take it back!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher) | Kristen Schaal (Louise Belcher)

#Gifts

#Christmas

#Greed

Dec

2015

Operation: Stocking Stuffer

From: The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper

¡Excelente! Engage Operation: Stocking Stuffer!

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Christmas

#Gifts

#Military

Dec

2015

Socks for Christmas

From: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

If I get socks again for Christmas this year I'll go even more crazy!

Mindy Ann Martin (Sally Brown)

Dec

2015

Get one of those

From: Batman Begins

I've got to get me one of those.

Gary Oldman (Jim Gordon)

#Greed

#Gifts

Dec

2015

Seven more fruitcakes

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

At this time of season Jews all over the world celebrate Chanukah, the Festival of Lights. –Do you still get presents on Chanukah? –Ha ha! Do you get presents on Chanukah? We exchange gifts for eight nights in a row. –Wow. –So in case I miss you, here are seven more fruitcakes.

Suzanne Kent (Mrs. Rene) | Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Chanukah

#Fruitcake

#Gifts

Dec

2015

Operation: Special Delivery

From: The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper

All right, men, commence Operation: Special Delivery.

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

Dec

2015

For Christmas?

From: 3rd Rock From The Sun

Episode: Jolly Old St. Dick (1996) (Season 2, Episode 12)

Presents? For Christmas?!

John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)

#Gifts

#Christmas

Oct

2015

On Halloween night

From: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

On Halloween night the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere.

Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

#Halloween

#Gifts

#Children

Oct

2015

Dear Great Pumpkin

From: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Dear Great Pumpkin, I'm looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents.

Christopher Shea (Linus Van Pelt)

#Halloween

#Gifts

#Hope

Dec

2014

We've got presents

From: Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year

Open up! It's Christmas Eve! We've got presents!

Nikita Hopkins (Roo)

#Christmas

#Gifts

Dec

2014

Throw up under the tree

From: That '70s Show

Mommy? I don't feel so good. –Well if you're going to get sick again, why don't you throw up under the tree because Christmas is ruined!

Topher Grace (Eric Forman) | Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)

Dec

2013

Christmas is every day

From: The Dame Edna Experience

Hello, possums! I adore Christmas. And for me, Christmas is every day of the year, because it is a time of giving and I give myself something pretty expensive almost every day.

Barry Humphries (Dame Edna Everage)

Jul

2013

Exploding pen

From: Skyfall

Not exactly Christmas, is it? –Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that anymore.

Daniel Craig (James Bond / 007) | Ben Whishaw (Q)

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