#Fire

May

06

2019

Past asking permission

From: Avengers: Infinity War

The world's on fire. And you think... all is forgiven? –I'm not looking for forgiveness and I'm way past asking permission.

William Hurt (Secretary of State Thaddeus Ross) | Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

Mar

09

2019

Not looking for anything logical

From: The Dark Knight

Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Michael Caine (Alfred Pennyworth)

Oct

15

2018

Gonna burn this place down

Sealab 2021

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Legend of Baggy Pants (2002) (Season 2, Episode 8)

I swear to god, one day soon I'm gonna burn this whole place down!

Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)

Sep

23

2018

A fireplace you never use

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Honey, all I'm saying is that if you don't start dating it's going to turn into a fireplace you never use. Open up the flue and put a big log in there.

Megan Mullally (Karen Walker)

Jun

26

2013

A burning orphanage

Girls Will Be Girls

From: Girls Will Be Girls

That's your big secret? An abortion? –Have you had one? –One?! Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage.

Jack Plotnick (Evie) | Clinton Leupp (aka Coco Peru) (Coco)

Feb

15

2012

My hat's on fire

From: Doctor Who (I)

Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire.

Tom Baker (The Doctor)

Apr

01

2010

Cosplay enthusiasts

Archer

From: Archer

Episode: Mole Hunt (2009) (Season 1, Episode 1)

You want to see crazy?! –No! I've seen that movie and, spoiler alert, it ends with a closet full of 'my suit's on fire!' –I wish you'd been wearing one! –Who would want to wear an on-fire suit? –Cosplay enthusiasts! –What?

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

File Updated: 2015-06-21

Nov

02

2009

The colonies are burning

Battlestar Galactica: The Plan

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan

Progress reports arriving. The farms of Aerilon are burning. The beaches of Canceron are burning. The plains of Leonis are burning. The jungles of Scorpia are burning. The pastures of Tauron are burning. The harbors of Picon are burning. The cities of Caprica are burning. The oceans of Aquaria are burning. The courthouses of Libran are burning. The forests of Virgon are burning. The Colonies of Man lie trampled at our feet.

Tiffany Lyndall-Knight (The Hybrid)

Jul

21

2009

Turned it into a jail

From: The Running Man

You're one of the cops who locked up all my friends, burned my songs. People like you took this country and turned it into a jail.

Mick Fleetwood (Mic)

File Updated: 2016-10-02

Jul

18

2009

Donating you to a city college

Iron Man

From: Iron Man

If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

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