#Fire

You want to see crazy?! –No! I've seen that movie and, spoiler alert, it ends with a closet full of 'my suit's on fire!' –I wish you'd been wearing one! –Who would want to wear an on-fire suit? –Cosplay enthusiasts! –What?

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

File Updated: 2015-06-21

Nov

2009

The colonies are burning

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan

Progress reports arriving. The farms of Aerilon are burning. The beaches of Canceron are burning. The plains of Leonis are burning. The jungles of Scorpia are burning. The pastures of Tauron are burning. The harbors of Picon are burning. The cities of Caprica are burning. The oceans of Aquaria are burning. The courthouses of Libran are burning. The forests of Virgon are burning. The Colonies of Man lie trampled at our feet.

Tiffany Lyndall-Knight (The Hybrid)

Jul

2009

Turned it into a jail

From: The Running Man

You're one of the cops who locked up all my friends, burned my songs. People like you took this country and turned it into a jail.

Mick Fleetwood (Mic)

File Updated: 2016-10-02

Jul

2009

Donating you to a city college

From: Iron Man

If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

Mar

2009

The two key words for tonight

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Now the two key words for tonight are 'caution' and 'flammable.' –And also 'watch your ass.'

Bruce Campbell (Elvis) | Ossie Davis (Jack)

#Warnings

#Fire

Dec

2008

Kicked everybody out on Christmas

From: Shrek The Halls

You just kicked everybody out on Christmas. –Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos. –Look. I--I know it didn't go like you wanted. –What I wanted was a perfect Christmas for me and my family. –That was our family. –You call that a family?! That was a natural disaster! –On Christmas, that's how it works. Yes, it was crowded. Yes, it got a little out of hand. –Fiona, they lit me on fire!

Cameron Diaz (Princess Fiona) | Mike Myers (Shrek)

Feb

2008

Ability to breathe fire

From: Commercials

(sneezing) –The ability to breathe fire no longer available in Bud Light. (from Bud Light)

uncredited (Announcer)

#Commercials

#Alcohol

#Fire

Apr

2006

Flame on

From: Fantastic Four

Flame on, kid.

Michael Chiklis (The Thing / Ben Grimm)

#Superheroes

#Fire

Apr

2006

Burned my tongue

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Mmm. I just burned my tongue.

Steve Carell (Brick Tamland)

#Tongue

#Fire

#Burn

May

2004

Shouldn't play with matches

From: Call For Help

You know, uh, Mom and Dad always said I shouldn't play with matches, but they're not here right now, are they?

Chris Pirillo

#Insubordination

#Fire

#Cynical

May

2004

Goose-stepping morons

From: Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!

Sean Connery (Professor Henry Jones)

Jun

2003

Barn-burner

From: The Long, Hot Summer

A barn-burner's the meanest, lowest creature there is!

Victor Rodman (Justice of the Peace)

#Burn

#Fire

#Disgust

Jun

2003

The War Against The Machines

From: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war 'Judgment Day.' They lived only to face a new nightmare: the War Against The Machines.

Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)

File Updated: 2015-05-16

Feb

2003

I am The Bomb

From: Johnny Bravo

(telephone tones) Hello, Fire Department? I just called to let you know that I am The Bomb and I'm about to blow up! Hyah Hah Blam! Whoops, cancel that. It's too late.

Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)

#Fire

#Ego

#Explosions

Dec

2002

Compliments of the season

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Greetings. I trust that Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp. –And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down.

Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder) | Stephen Fry (Lord Melchett)

File Updated: 2016-12-19

Oct

2002

Hiding in the smoke

From: Twin Peaks

Episode: Cooper's Dreams (1990) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Fire is the Devil hiding like a coward in the smoke.

Catherine E. Coulson (Margaret Lanterman (The Log Lady))

File Updated: 2017-07-09

Sep

2001

Sit tight, hold the fort

From: Big Trouble In Little China

OK, you people sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn... call the President.

Kurt Russell (Jack Burton)

File Updated: 2016-02-01

Aug

2001

Nasal fire

From: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)

When you've been in Marketing as long as I have, you'll know that before any new product can be developed it has to be properly researched. We've got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, the image-- –Oh, stick it up your nose. –Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know. Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?

Beth Porter (Marketing Girl) | Geoffrey McGivern (Ford Prefect)

#Marketing

#Research

#Fire

Jul

2001

Kick the tires and light the fires

From: Independence Day

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy.

Harry Connick Jr. (Captain Jimmy Wilder)

Dec

2000

Karaoke contest

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

The best way to take our minds off the smell of burning flesh is to begin tonight's karaoke contest!

uncredited (Emcee)

#Fire

#Karaoke

#Contests

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