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Jan

2022

Why can't I have normal offspring?!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a)

Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh.

Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe)

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Dec

2021

You know everything

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Livin' On Reds, Vitamin C And Propane (2003) (Season 8, Episode 7)

Dad, you know everything! –Well, I do have a Class C license.

Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

2021

Thanksgiving Day Parade

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Mom And Pop Store (1994) (Season 6, Episode 8)

My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.

Ian Abercrombie (Justin Pitt)

Nov

2021

You're still young

From: Moral Orel

Episode: Pleasure (2007) (Season 2, Episode 7)

Oh, son, you're still young. You'll naturally grow out of seeing the bright side of things,

Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington)

Oct

2021

Never too old

From: Bob's Burgers

Episode: Fort Night (2013) (Season 4, Episode 2)

You're never too old for Trick-Or-Treating or holding hands with dad!

Eugene Mirman (Gene Belcher)

Jun

2021

I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?!

Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein)

Sep

2020

I'm telling mom and dad

From: Weird Science

I'm telling mom and dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!

Bill Paxton (Chet Donnelly)

Aug

2020

Son?!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: I Have No Son! (1994) (Season 2, Episode 1)

Son?! I have no son!

Charlie Adler (Ed Bighead)

Aug

2020

Grown-up discussions

From: Terminator: Dark Fate

Sometimes, mommies and daddies have to have grown-up discussions.

Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)

Jun

2020

I always had you

From: Onward

I had someone who looked out for me; someone who pushed me to be more than than I ever thought I could be. I never had a dad... but I always had you.

Tom Holland (Ian Lightfoot)

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