Jun 01 2022 Still gay? From: In & Out Are you still gay? Wilford Brimley (Frank Brackett) #Gay#Father
May 28 2022 Never had kids From: Spider-Man: No Way Home This is why I never had kids. Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) #Children#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Mar 23 2022 Encourage your sister From: Daria Episode: Quinn the Brain (1998) (Season 2, Episode 3) C'mon, kiddo, you want to encourage your sister, don't ya? –To get her own place, yeah. Julian Rebolledo (Jake Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) #Father#Sister#Sarcasm#Encouragement
Mar 06 2022 For your own good From: Leghorn Swoggled Pay attention, son, this is for your own good. Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn) #Advice#Condescension#Parenting#Father#Father's Day
Jan 23 2022 Why can't I have normal offspring?! From: Rocko's Modern Life Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a) Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh. Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe) #Parenting#Frustration#Father#Father's Day#Fruit#Metaphors
Dec 20 2021 You know everything From: King of the Hill Episode: Livin' On Reds, Vitamin C And Propane (2003) (Season 8, Episode 7) Dad, you know everything! –Well, I do have a Class C license. Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill) #Father#Pride#Knowledge#Driving
Nov 25 2021 Thanksgiving Day Parade From: Seinfeld Episode: The Mom And Pop Store (1994) (Season 6, Episode 8) My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list. Ian Abercrombie (Justin Pitt) #Father#Conceit#Parades#Thanksgiving#Condescension
Nov 12 2021 You're still young From: Moral Orel Episode: Pleasure (2007) (Season 2, Episode 7) Oh, son, you're still young. You'll naturally grow out of seeing the bright side of things, Scott Adsit (Clay Puppington) #Parenting#Father#Optimism#Cynical#Growth
Oct 26 2021 Never too old From: Bob's Burgers Episode: Fort Night (2013) (Season 4, Episode 2) You're never too old for Trick-Or-Treating or holding hands with dad! Eugene Mirman (Gene Belcher) #Halloween#Candy#Trick-Or-Treat#Father
Jun 24 2021 The things dad would say From: Young Frankenstein I'll never forget my old dad when these things would happen to him. The things he'd say to me. –What did he say? –What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?! Marty Feldman (Igor) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frederick Frankenstein) #Father#Father's Day#Remembrance#Bathroom#Innuendo#Masturbation