#Fat

Dec

2017

That jolly, fat man

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever (2002) (Season 2, Episode 15)

I've never trusted that jolly, fat man.

Rodger Bumpass (Professor Membrane)

#Christmas

#Happiness

#Fat

#Trust

Dec

2017

Festively plump

From: South Park

Episode: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (1997) (Season 1, Episode 9)

Shut up, fat boy! –I'm not fat! I'm festively plump.

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

Jun

2017

My pleasure

From: Phantom of the Paradise

My pleasure... Bones.

Gerrit Graham (Beef)

#Sarcasm

#Condescension

#Fat

Oct

2016

Fat-ass and skinny bitch

From: South Park

Episode: Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls (1998) (Season 2, Episode 9)

Once again you have no idea what you're talking about, fat-ass. –I'm not fat! I just haven't grown in to my body yet, you skinny bitch!

Mary Kay Bergman (Wendy Testaberger) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

Apr

2016

Dream of large women

From: The Princess Bride

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime rest well and dream of large women.

Cary Elwes (Westley)

Mar

2016

A thin person screaming to get out

From: Absolutely Fabulous

Episode: Fat (1992) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I mean what you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out. –Just the one, dear?

Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon) | June Whitfield (Mother)

#Fat

#Thin

#Health

Mar

2015

Fat and lazy

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Business Time (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!

Jeremy Shada (Finn)

#Fat

#Lazy

#Work

Feb

2013

Fat and weak

From: FDR: American Badass!

Wait! Wait! Aah! Why me?! I'm fat and weak! –Probably for exactly that reason! –Noo!

Richard Riehle (Senator Bronson) | Bruce McGill (Louis)

#Burn

#Fat

Nov

2012

What the hell are you doing

From: South Park

What the hell are you doing, fat-ass?

Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski)

#Insult

#Fat

Jan

2012

Bold talk for a one-eyed fat man

From: True Grit (2010)

I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Barry Pepper (Lucky Ned Pepper)

Nov

2011

Tall & Fat stores

From: Back To School

You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.

Rodney Dangerfield (Thornton Melon)

May

2011

Not that god-damned fat

From: South Park

Episode: A Very Crappy Christmas (2000) (Season 4, Episode 17)

I am not that god-damned fat!

Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)

File Updated: 2017-12-03

#Fat

#Anger

#Frustration

Dec

2010

The scariest man currently living

From: Fantastic Mr. Fox

He's as skinny as a pencil, as smart as a whip, and possibly the scariest man currently living.

Bill Murray (Badger)

#Fat

#Intelligence

#Fear

May

2010

Making me nauseous

From: Daria

Eww! You're not really going to eat all that fat are you? –No. I'm going to stick it in my boots, 'cause I love the squishy-squishy feeling 'round my toes. –Eww! Daria, you're making me nauseous!

Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

Mar

2010

Also, I think we're ready to order. She will have the small Caesar salad, because I don't want her to get fat, and I will have the filet, rare, because it's expensive, it tastes good, and I'm important.

Rob Lowe (Brad Kessler)

Sep

2009

Big fat panda

From: Kung Fu Panda

I'm not a big, fat panda... I'm the big, fat panda.

Jack Black (Po)

#Fat

#Self-Deprication

Jul

2009

Fat man, let's do this

From: Family Guy

All right, fat man, let's do this!

Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)

#Fat

#Violence

Sep

2008

He's a big baby

From: Leave It To Beaver

Aw. That's 'cause you're both a couple of babies. –Larry weighs 109 pounds! –All right. All right, so he's a big baby.

Tony Dow (Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver) | Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)

#Children

#Insult

#Fat

Aug

2008

Wake up, fat boy

From: The Venture Bros.

Wake up, fat boy.

Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson)

Aug

2008

I date fat women

From: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you. –Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?

John Forsythe (Charles Townsend) | Bernie Mac (Jimmy Bosley)

#Concern

#Dating

#Fat

Jun

2008

How fat are you?

From: Can't Stop The Music

How fat are you?

Tammy Grimes (Sydney Channing)

#Fat

#Insult

Mar

2008

Mindless philosopher

From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO)

File Updated: 2016-04-04

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