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Jun

2022

I don't own any spandex

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Born to Spawn (1995) (Season 2, Episode 9a)

But I don't own any spandex! (crying)

Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)

#Crying

#Spandex

#Clothes

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Jun

2022

Healthy life choices

From: Daredevil

Episode: Bang (2016) (Season 2, Episode 1)

You ever wake up in the morning and the second you get out of bed it's like every molecule in your body hurts? –No. Never. –Ahh, I'm in agony, dude. –What, did you go back to the gym? –Hell, no. Do I look capable of making healthy life choices?

Elden Henson (Foggy Nelson) | Charlie Cox (Matt Murdock / Daredevil)

Mar

2021

Gotta get in shape

From: Stripes

(gasps) I gotta get in shape. I gotta dry out or I'll be dead before I'm 30.

Bill Murray (John Winger)

Mar

2017

Worthless and weak

From: Animal House

You're all worthless and weak. Now drop and give me twenty!

Mark Metcalf (Doug Neidermeyer)

Dec

2012

Your deltoids are huge

From: ParaNorman

Do you use free-weights, 'cause your deltoids are huge. –I've never used deltoids in my life! I swear. You can test me.

Anna Kendrick (Courtney Babcock) | Casey Affleck (Mitch)

#Drugs

#Exercise

#Flirting

Aug

2009

Stranger holding a dirty needle

From: Family Guy

Episode: Stew-Roids (2009) (Season 7, Episode 13)

Well, if there's anyone I can trust it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

File Updated: 2022-04-23

Nov

2007

Going to restaurants

From: Daria

The problem with going to restaurants is that they're not in my room. –I know what you mean. I have the same issue with hiking trails.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Russell Hankin (Thomas 'Tom' Sloane)

#Food

#Hiking

#Exercise

Aug

2005

Hey, fatso

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: No Pain, No Gain (1993) (Season 1, Episode 1a)

Hey, fatso, let's go! I'm not doing this for my health!

Linda Wallem (TV Instructor)

File Updated: 2018-11-17

Apr

2005

Going to start exercising

From: Fat Actress

(telephone rings) Hello? –Hey, Kirst, it's Quinn. How's the fat coming off? –Uh, it's not going well at all. I can't stop eating. So I've decided I'm going to start exercising. –Ha ha, no, really.

Kirstie Alley | Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott)

Nov

2004

Eureka Massage Parlor

From: Artists And Models

(telephone rings) Good afternoon, Eureka Massage Parlor. Our rub and steam will make you dream.

uncredited

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